Dialects_and_Costumes



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  1. Summary

    In which I write smut and then find a title that matches it within Shakespeare's sonnets

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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Cursed with obedience as a child in Cersei's place, Jaime grows up following his twin's every order, helping secure her place on the Iron Throne. After the loss of his swordhand, Cersei deems Jaime useless and sends him to the farthest, most remote place she can think of, the island of Tarth, to wed the Evenstar's only daughter.

    Brienne isn't sure what to make of her future husband's strange behavior.

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    04 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OH MY GOD IT'S HERE 😭😭😭😭

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    The day Sam Carter marries Pete Shanahan is not the worst day of Jack’s life; he’s already lived that day. But that doesn't make it easy.

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    23 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    ‘Twas the night before Pegmas and all through the house...

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    31 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    More Art

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Jaime has always been terrible at denying his ex anything, which is why he agrees to fly her and her coworker to the Wall even though a massive blizzard has grounded every other flight.

    That turns out to be a mistake.

    Or: an accidental The Mountain Between Us AU except they're exes.

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    28 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *insert heart eyes here*

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Once Dr. Seuss wrote a masterpiece called 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.'

    63 years later, on a Discord channel, a conversation was born.

    A shameless and shameful parody for Jaime and Brienne.

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    19 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This. Is. Art.