Distractivate



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  1. Summary

    Fics and artwork set in the same near-future post-apocalypitc universe. The series title is from the song "Anthem" by Leonard Cohen.

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    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Mickey figures he has two options: check them both into the hospital, since they're suffering from some sort of shared delusion, or believe the guy when he says he's an alien.

    The thing is—Mickey believes him.

    (Inspired by the immortal line "I like fucking carrot-tops. Like, with the freckles and the pale skin? Fucking . . . alien-looking?")

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  4. Rec 38

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    03 Jan 2021

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    This friendship series is rich and full and wonderful and worth all the time to read and reread.

  5. Rec 57

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    For the prompt: "Who doesn’t love a wintry or festive themed coffee shop au? It would be nice to see Patrick trying to tempt David from his standard, complicated, coffee shop order, with increasingly new and inventive festive drinks. Cataloguing every thing David hates and or loves about each flavour. David feels very seen (in a good way). Chocolatier could work in a v similar way. Basically give David Rose all the sugary treats, all the romance, and all the love!

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    A new vendor melts David Rose's heart.

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    17 Dec 2020

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    Sometimes an AU doesn’t have to be 30k to feel full and real and wonderful. This AU is a perfect hit of humor, happiness, and love. My favorite vendor!Patrick.

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