Dracze



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  1. Summary

    A collection of Alternate Universe batjokes stories that are recognizably removed from popular and established Batman canons. Will include "no capes"/"normal people" AUs, remixes inspired by other properties (Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast etc.) and others, but no crossovers or canon-divergent fics.

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    A 38-year-old former Navy officer trying to make a life as a gym teacher in a small community. A teenage boy with severe Issues. One big mess.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Chas gets the two things he deserves most: a cat and a sword.

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    19 Jan 2021

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    Harry runs the wizarding world with a firm, but fair hand – it isn’t until he is safely in his own home that he can reveal just who he really is.

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    15 Jan 2021

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    Harry would not stop burning his dates' breakfast.

    And Draco would not stop insulting Harry's dates.

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    15 Jan 2021

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    Tired of being wanted for his name and money, Harry decided to subscribe to a Blind Date Magical Company, in which he'd be matched to someone who was almost 100% compatible with him. In addition to this, the company had a ilusion program, in which you can decide what appearance your partner will have. He knew he was playing with fire when he decided to follow the program, and even worse, when he asked for his partner to look like his friend and co-worker Draco Malfoy. But it was just a blind date. Just innocent, simple sex. He was going to stop whenever he wanted, he just needed a taste of what could be.

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    15 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry had only just returned from an extended stay with Ron and Hermione in Australia, when something quite unexpected happened in a public bathroom at the edge of Knockturn Alley.

    Be prepared for convenient coincidences and boys freaking out.

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    15 Jan 2021

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