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    A soldier's sexual education has never been so keenly . . . tutored.

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    butler is boo: How is your morning babe?
    Lt. Richards is bae: Lol! Lazy, I juuuust woke up
    How about yours?
    butler is boo: I’m at my granny’s today, just got here and watching our usual Hallmark
    Lt. Richards is bae: Oooo
    Lmao Hallmark
    What's the 1917 casting for this movie?

    TL;DR: Hallmark movies are very silly and we decided to rewrite them with 1917 characters in a weekly event in our discord server. It's Hallmark Sundays, friends, but significantly more gay and more hilarious than the regular!

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    Schofield is an Impostor, an Elite race of Shapshifting Saboteurs, who is tasked with Observing Human Nature and Gathering Intelligence. As it turns out, The Host has good reason to be Concerned: Taking the Human Shape has Unexpected Consequences.

    [In which the question "What if the reason Impostors so frequently team with/join crew is because Impostors are seduced by the power of human emotion?" turned into "What if we looked at how human bodies are literally wired to process touch in emotional ways?" turned into "Let's write about alien Schofield becoming Tom, Joe, & Ben's friend so I can post the 1.5k fluff fic I wrote first where they are literally all just cuddling," except then it turned into a bit more.]

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    William Schofield sees ghosts. Cue the Great War.

    [No, it's not a metaphor. He literally sees, talks to, and interacts with the spirits of dead people.
    ghost!Blake AU; no shipping (shippy additions found here). Canon-compliant.]

    Photo edits courtesy of the fabulous @yonderlight!

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  5. Summary

    I started shipping ALL the ships around the first few chapters of now we lie! So, uh . . . yeah, here you go x:

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds - William Shakespeare, Sonnet 116

    "Ain't no Two ever had interviews with parents."
    "Ain't no Two ever been my baby."

    Career tributes from District 2 don't have families, or last names; the Centre took them, made them, moulded them, and it's the Centre and their mentors who keep them when they win. Most parents are happy to distance themselves from the monsters their children have become.

    Brutus, victor of the 49th, is no different -- or is he? His Games through the eyes of the mother who swore to love whatever walked out of the Arena, regardless of what happened, whether her son wanted her to or not.

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    William Schofield sees ghosts. Cue the Great War.

    [No, it's not a metaphor. He literally sees, talks to, and interacts with the spirits of dead people.
    ghost!Blake AU; no shipping (shippy additions found here). Canon-compliant.]

    Photo edits courtesy of the fabulous @yonderlight!

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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  4. Rec 59

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    “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” - Albert Einstein

    As murmurs of rebellion travel Panem, an unfortunate 'coincidence' means that every tribute chosen in the Reaping of the 67th Hunger Games just 'happens' to be twelve years old.

    Claudius, the male Career volunteer from District Two, finds the moment he spent his entire life training for tainted as he's now forced into the role of the Capitol's executioner. Lyme, his mentor, refuses to let her tribute go down as the villain.

    Contains massive headcanon about the District Two Career training academy, Career culture, and D2's mentor system. Also Lyme, because apparently no one ever writes about Lyme, and that's a darn shame.

    COMPLETE.

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    Best whump, best world-expansion, but most of all: best. fucking. WHUMP.

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Blakefield Winter Wonderland Day 20: Winter Wedding

    On December 20th, 1916, Tom Blake comes to the realization that he would leave nothing but an insubstantial memory behind if he died in this war. For his mother. For his brother. For Will.

    His dear Will.

    So on December 20th, 1916, Tom decides to do something about it.

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    20 Dec 2020