"So, there's a crazy guy on the front lawn shouting that he's the king of the saiyans. He keeps threatening to blow up the planet."
"I told you, just ignore him when he gets like this. He'll be fine by lunch."
"It's not Papa."
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Dragon Ball
10 Jan 2019
Tony doesn't build the Mark 50 alone.
"Never a dull moment with us," Bulma says, vague as shit, but her smile is wolfish. There's a story there he probably doesn't want to know about, but she definitely wants to tell him. "Sometimes you even get to bitchslap a god."
"Can’t say I’ve had the honor. I’ve been choked out by a god, though." At her curious look, Tony adds, "I made a murder robot hellbent on world domination."
"So? My friend’s married to one of those."
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
17 Jan 2021
Nico di Angelo was just hanging out in a graveyard when all of a sudden he finds himself saving the lives of two wizards and a witness to the return of Britain's most feared dark wizard. What in Hades is he going to do about that?
Mermaid Cale by Anonymous
01 Dec 2020
08 Sep 2020