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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    After living only on planets, Dr. Azi Fell is eager to begin a new life and career in space. Eden Station doesn’t have the best reputation, but he couldn’t be more excited to be there. On his first day at the infirmary, he meets Anthony Crowley, a man with gorgeous auburn hair and fascinating tattoos, who oddly refuses pain meds ... and quickly turns out to be Azi's most frequently injured patient.

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    10 Jun 2021

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    Aziraphale, 3rd year doctoral candidate in Library Sciences and current failure at Astronomy 101, finds out about an app for meeting people from some undergraduates. He’s desperate for a tutor so he decides to try it out. Surely someone in the wilds of Tinder is willing to help him learn about the stars?

    Meanwhile, in said wilds of Tinder, Crowley (high school dropout, star enthusiast, and official garden center plant-harasser) is not really looking for anything past dinner and maybe ‘tea’ back at their place.

    Hijinks, and also a surprisingly intricate plot, ensue.

    Update: COMPLETED

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    05 Jun 2021

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    As a result of his sheltered upbringing, Aziraphale made it to 50 without exploring his sexuality or coming out. After 50, all that changed - he's gay, he's out, and wants to find love. He also wants to have sex. He's a tad nervous about that. His friend Agnes suggests he consult a professional and get some no-strings practice and advice, and build some confidence. And her friend Tracy runs an agency…

    Crowley has quite the breadth of sexual experience: he’s a high class escort. He’s been in his line of work for a long time, though in this industry, that’s not exactly an advantage. He likes his work, but the more he’s reminded that he’s not as young as he once was, the more he contemplates his exit strategy. When his bookings manager and friend Tracy gives him a new, nervous client, Crowley finds him unexpectedly captivating. In fact, Crowley can’t seem to get him out of his head.

    A Smitten Crowley is also a very silly Crowley, so prepare for giggles and fluff along with your love story and smut...

    This fic is sex worker positive, disability positive, & a variety of genders and sexual preferences are referred to in back story.

    111k, Story complete, uploading every Wed & Sun.

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    05 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    Anathema is tired of watching her boss slowly kill himself at work. Crowley needs to max relax, which is why she hires her friend Aziraphale to help him out as the owner of Angel's Arms, a professional cuddling service.

    "I love you and all I want you to do
    Is just hold me, hold me, hold me"
    -The Beatles

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    01 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    crowley is a journalist at the top of his game. he asks hard questions and never lets a story slip through his tight grip, but he's also never taken a vacation. with encouragement from his boss, he books a cabin on the outskirts of the small town of Tadfield to rent out for the month of december so he can finally relax and maybe work on his book. he doesn't have any family anyways and he isn't really a fan of christmas or the holidays...

    then a snow storm hits.

    stranded in Tadfield proper, he meets a fussy bookshop owner and learns that maybe christmas just needed a little more love.

    ***UPDATES EVERY DAY IN DECEMBER

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    01 Jun 2021