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The Diary by Celessstial_Harmoniesss, ElderlySardine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Mar 2023
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When Crowley finds a diary left behind on a tube train, he sees no harm in having a look inside. Who's going to know? There's no chance he'll ever meet the writer - or worse, fall in love with him...
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Bobbing for Apples by Celessstial_Harmoniesss, ElderlySardine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jun 2022
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When Aziraphale first declared that he wanted to hold a Halloween party, he really hadn't thought things through at all. Sticky-fingered young humans playing party games in his bookshop? It didn't bear thinking about.
But the angel was nothing if not stubborn, and besides, all the preparations were proving to be a great excuse to spend time with a certain demon. And he really would invite some actual humans too, any day now.
The problem was that every Halloween tradition Aziraphale knew seemed to have something to do with finding one's future husband. And when you were a supernatural entity with the subconscious ability to bend reality to your will, that had the potential to be a little... embarrassing.
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Scam Boyfriend by ElderlySardine for Celessstial_Harmoniesss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 May 2022
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Crowley has loved Aziraphale for as long as he can remember - since they were small boys in short trousers, walking to primary school together in sleepy Tadfield. And Aziraphale loves him, too - they are still the best of friends, even 44 years later. And if Crowley secretly wishes that they could be more than friends... well, that's his problem, and he's dealing with it. He loves things just the way they are.
But then the unthinkable happens, and a new love interest enters Aziraphale's life. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Crowley soon begins to fear that Gabriel may not be all he seems...
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Miracu-less by Celessstial_Harmoniesss, ElderlySardine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2022
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"You wouldn’t last five minutes without miracles smoothing your way, whether they’re mine or yours.”
The angel’s eyes had lit up; all trace of sleepiness was gone. He loved a challenge. “I think I’d last a damn– a blessed sight longer than you, my dear! Why, you use miracles simply to dress yourself!”
“Only for convenience!” protested Crowley. “I could give it up any time I wanted.”
“And if you did, how many people would it take to squeeze you into those trousers each morning?”
“Angel!”
“Alright, then. If you think it’s so easy, how about this? A little… wager of sorts. We go properly native. Whoever goes the longest without miracles wins.”
“You’re on,” huffed Crowley, still sore about the trousers. “What’s the prize?”
“We are.”
Crowley’s eyebrows furrowed. “Sorry?”
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to survive without recourse to miracles, and along the way make some rather unexpected discoveries about both themselves and each other.
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Sharp Objects by ElderlySardine for Celessstial_Harmoniesss
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Oct 2021
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Back in the mid-nineties, Aziraphale and Crowley had it all. They were friends, lovers, soulmates. Life was hard, but as long as they were together it didn't matter. Then in one catastrophic fight caused by Aziraphale's cruel, coercive brother Gabriel, the whole thing came crashing down. The boys parted company for good.
Now it's 2021. Life has spun Crowley and Aziraphale in very different directions before throwing them back together at their lowest ebb. Can they manage to hide their history from their new friends? Can they forgive each other, and themselves? Could there possibly still be something there between them?
And with Gabriel still lurking on the horizon, will they be strong enough to do anything about it?
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Love's Alibi by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2023
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"Gay men cannot be friends. The sex part always gets in the way," Crowley had asserted.
“I guess we aren't going to be friends, then,” was Aziraphale's response.******************
10 years later“When we first met,” said Aziraphale. “I didn't really like you.”
“I didn't like you, either. I thought you were too uptight.”
“I thought you were obnoxious.”
“I was obnoxious,” said Crowley.
“Well, I was uptight,” said Aziraphale.
They both laughed, and walked in comfortable silence for a minute.
“For whatever it's worth, Crowley,” said Aziraphale, “I don't think you're too much. You're a lot, for sure. But not too much.”
“Thanks, Aziraphale,” said Crowley.
“Would you… would you like to have dinner again some time?” asked Aziraphale.
“Are we… becoming friends?”
Aziraphale pondered this for a minute as they walked.
“I guess… yeah, I guess we could.”
“Cool,” said Crowley. “You'll be the first gay friend I haven't wanted to sleep with.”OR When Harry Met Sally, but with our favorite duo and smut!
A Good Omens Human AU
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23 Feb 2024
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Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.
First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.
Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.
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04 Feb 2024
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The Colour Beige Given Corporeal Form by harlotofgod
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Dec 2023
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Crowley's experiments with a borderline psychotic Dirty Secret Santa gift (yeah thanks Hastur, you creep) leave him with no choice but to beg assistance from his flatmate Aziraphale.
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27 Jan 2024
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Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?
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27 Jan 2024
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Married at First Sight by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2023
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“Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.
“That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.
“Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”
“Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.
In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.
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16 Nov 2023