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    “I have something for you.” Richie said, helping Eddie get his shirt on with the utmost care. Eddie’s brow furrowed.

    “Should I be worried?”

    “No, I think you’ll like it, actually.”

    “It better not be anything that can fucking bite me, Rich. I know you watch those stupid David Dobrik videos, and if you even think about putting a scorpion on me I swear to god I will -”

    Richie came back with a hand-carved wooden advent calendar shaped like a house in his hands.

    “Is that - did you make that?”

    “I’m glad you think so highly of my talents, Eds. Nah, Ben made it. I just put all the fun stuff inside.” He set the advent calendar down on top of the dresser. Eddie beamed.

    “I love it.”

    “Merry Christmas, you nutcase.”

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    “I’m getting word that I’m not allowed to tell this joke,” he tells the audience, “but it was gonna be about eating ass, if that wasn’t clear.”

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