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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    After 700 years of collecting mundane souls and sending them on to their preferred afterlife, Darcy was a little bored. She wasn't interested in advancement or anything, she preferred to remain in her low-level (and therefore low-pressure) position. She was tired, that's all. She needed a break. It wasn't like she got vacation time.

    She was tired and she was curious and he was there and that's when the universe was its most dangerous.

    None of this was supposed to happen.

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    23 Oct 2020

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    “You’re Bucky Barnes!” Darcy blurts out, feeling dumb for just now figuring it out. James looks a bit tense at that, and Steve frowns, starting to move toward them. “Do you know how many memes I’ve shared about your hair?!”

    He relaxes at that, actually smirking a bit. “And you still didn’t recognize me until now? I’m wounded,” James says.

    “To be fair, you’re wearing a lot of eyeliner,” Darcy says. “And I’ve just been through a very traumatizing situation, so.” She says it with a heavy dose of haughty sarcasm so he knows she’s not overly serious.

    “Uh huh,” James says, but he’s smirking. Steve still looks a bit wary as he sits down next to James, but not like he’s going to step in. Good, she’d hate to be lectured by the symbol of American freedom. “These better be complimentary memes.”

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    25 Sep 2020

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Who knew something good could come out of being stuck in an elevator?

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    23 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    It started out as a friendly competition between her lovers, and Natasha's loving every second of it.

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    02 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Tasked with baby-sitting Brock Rumlow on Valentine's Day, Darcy thinks it'll be an interesting way to make some overtime money. She just doesn't know how interesting. Thank God she has Foggy Nelson on speed dial.

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    18 Jun 2020

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