17 Works by EscapistFiction317704

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    They met one night 8 years ago, never thinking they'd see each other again. Now she runs a small-town Barbecue joint, and he's the new owner of the local meat market. She rolls her eyes every time he throws an innuendo her way about "slipping her some sausage", but eventually... Well, you know the story. This one starts with a "Meat Cute".

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    Emma Swan, poker hustler with more than just card tricks up her sleeve, meets Killian Jones, a fellow gambler, at a shady little casino down south. After a memorable first encounter, they seem to keep finding each other, but are they really ready to gamble with their hearts? Emma just doesn’t know if she can deal with it. Modern AU, but with a kind of Captain Wench flavor. Rivals to Lovers.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    This is my contribution to the 2018 CS Little Bang!
    Running away to join the circus is like - the biggest cliche ever, but it’s the only available solution to Emma Swan’s very immediate problem. Running from the cops and with a freshly broken heart, Emma just needs shelter, a job and a ride out of town. She never expected to stumble into a world of real magic complete with witches, werewolves and a trio of shape-shifting brothers. Beast-taming isn’t so hard when the “beasts” are really humans in disguise. Taming were-panther Killian Jones might just be another matter all together. But maybe a lost girl can find a home among the “circus freaks”.

    Mild warnings for: swearing, sexual innuendo, brief non-graphic descriptions of character/animal injury.

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    1/1
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    Emma Swan never stays anywhere very long. Roll into town, get a job, make enough money to move on. She's not made for settling down and nothing - not her best friend's eternal optimism and pop psychology, and certainly not her piercing-eyed new boss - could possibly tempt her to change her mind.
    Drifter!Emma and Rancher!Killian. Modern Western AU set in the high desert near the Rio Grande.

    Kiddies, this story is going to be smutty and it's going to get that way quickly, in fact every chapter except the first one will contain some degree of smut. It's also gonna contain a fair few curse words because... I just like swearing.

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    A series of missing and extended scenes that mostly take place during the Season 3 "Missing Year". It begins with Emma and Killian saying good-bye as Pan's curse rolls in. Lots of internal monologue. No smut, but a few swear words. Canon-compliant mentions of Emma and Walsh's relationship.

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Emma Swan's building has gone co-op and now she's forced to fix up her apartment on a tiny budget, but with the Handy Helpers, she may just get more than she bargained for.
    Otherwise known as: Captain Charming as handymen. A CS Modern AU with a side of Snowing and Ruby being Ruby.

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    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Attorney Killian Jones's world is rocked when learns that his estranged father has passed away and that he may have a half-brother he never knew about. The very same day, Emma Swan walks into his office asking for his help in adopting the son she gave up years ago - a child she somehow managed to track down after years in the foster system. Is it fate? Can they each help the other find the family they are seeking in time for Christmas?

    Otherwise known as: I watched too many Hallmark/Lifetime/FreeForm Christmas movies and this is what happened.

    Merry Christmas to the fabulous Shady-Swan-Jones! I'm your Gutter Flower Secret Santa!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    35
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    170
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2559
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    Celebrity AU: It’s not that Emma Swan never dreamed about a late night rendezvous with her favorite movie star, Killian Jones. It’s just that this was NOT the way she imagined it happening…

    A quick and ridiculous one-shot in honor of the birth of my beta and friend captainswannl29.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    25
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    FAKE DATING AU!!!!
    Emma's roommate Liam is still recovering from a nasty breakup, but his brother Killian is constantly trying to get him back into the dating scene. When Emma finds out that Killian is coming to visit for the weekend, she offers to pretend to be Liam's girlfriend to get his brother off his back. It's just for a couple of days after all. What could go wrong?
    This is NOT a Liamma fic - It will definitely be Captain Swan, I just had to go about it in my own little weird way.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    260
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    674
    Bookmarks:
    107
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    11976
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    This is where I will be posting any drabbles or short pieces written from Tumblr prompts. Ratings may vary (I like to use swear words sometimes), but this collection should be smut-free.

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    5,103
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    My take on Emma and Killian’s first time together. Canon Universe, post-Underworld

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    14
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    15
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    My CSSV 2K16 present to msgenevieve447, based on the following prompt: “I guess I’m just not a fan of any holiday that someone feels that they’re obligated to tell me that they love me.“

    Just some Valentine's Day fluff, set in canon universe vaguely post-Underworld. Emma and Killian live together in the former Dark Swan's old Victorian house. Title is from the song of the same name from Disney's Hercules.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Bookmarks:
    16
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    After all her other friends had cancelled, Emma expected a quiet Christmas Eve with her friends, the Nolans. What she did NOT expect was Killian Jones on her doorstep with a bottle of rum, Mary Margaret to become mysteriously 'sick' at the last minute, and a series of presents delivered to her door.

    [This is my little riff on the "all our friends are sick (or at least 'sick') for our group’s annual holiday dinner so it’s just the two of us and wow does this seem romantic or am i just overthinking it" AU]

    **MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY GUTTER FLOWER SECRET SANTA**

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    Henry Mills has just escaped Regina's house to go find his birth mother, but as soon as he reaches Main Street a mysterious blue box materializes out of thin air. Even more surprising is the stranger who comes barreling out of the box wearing a black leather jacket, an odd metal appendage where his left hand should be, and... reindeer antlers?

    This is a Doctor Who-flavored, seriously divergent remix based loosely on Season 1 of Once Upon a Time. References may be made to Doctor Who characters, though none will actually appear.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    261
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    Based on a prompt from Lenfaz: Lieutenant Killian Jones falls in love with a fairy named TinkerBell. When the Blue Fairy finds out, she banishes Tink to Neverland. Killian, with the help of his brother Captain Liam Jones, sets sail to Neverland to rescue her.
    This will be a three-part story.

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    English
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    6,392
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    266
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    A Grad School Modern AU.
    How many times will grad student Killian Jones have to meet Emma Swan before he remembers her?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1931
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    A handsome stranger moves into the apartment right next to Emma Swan's. Emma isn't ready for romance, but what harm could come of making friends with the charming self-proclaimed "pirate" whose bedroom shares a wall with hers?

    Language:
    English
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    70,351
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    11359

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