20 Works by Evidence

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    Inspired by this tumblr post by the-mighty-octavius:

    Newly divorced Larry Daley finds a house out in the country that is selling remarkably cheap. However, when he moves in, he finds that it went cheap for a reason:
    Teddy, the ghost of the original owner of the house, still haunts the building.
    Sacagawea, an Earth spirit, wanders the grounds, making it impossible for him to grow a tidy garden.
    Not one, but two swarms of fairies, led by Octavius and Jedediah, feud noisily over the rights to live in his bushes.
    A homicidal troll named Attila constantly waits outside to chase him across the grounds.
    One of the garden statues keeps demanding gum from him and calling him “dum-dum”.
    A bunch of goblins keep playing with fire on his property, so that he’s constantly worried that they’re going to set the whole place ablaze.
    ((I can’t think of anything for the Civil War Guys. Sorry.))
    And last, but not least, there seems to be an insane cat-creature (later found to be named Ahkmenrah) locked in the toolshed. He can hear it yowling and scratching to get out, but was warned never to do so or else risk getting torn apart.

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    English
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    10,929
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1302
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    When Ahkmenrah extends his invitation for the exhibits to join him on the journey, Sacagawea immediately recognizes every single problem this scenario will create. And there are a lot of them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4475
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    Ahkmenrah stands in the London Museum, and contemplates the tablet.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    713
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    10007
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    Ahkmenrah’s existence explains everything, and also doesn’t make any sense.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    565
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    9554
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    There is a suspicion building in Octavius’ mind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,821
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    904
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    9168
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    The question of whether or not the exhibits have souls is indirectly answered, in Teddy’s estimation, on their third night of waking, when the first few Names are discovered.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    635
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    8592
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    The pod blooms in darkness. The results are not quite what Mandrake had been hoping for.

    Language:
    English
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    25,853
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    7089
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    A beam of light descended from the heavens.

    There was a naked little girl in it.

    “What,” I said, because it was the only word I could manage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    530
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    “God fucking dammit Matt, are you a cuddler?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    496
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5022
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    Wherein Danny is less 'half ghost' than he is 'awkwardly possessed'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,412
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    4805
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    Wizards and witches belong to a hidden world.

    They aren't the only ones, though.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,427
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1930
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    “Spit in his food,” she had overheard Gunther beseeching Pepper not three hours later, after Jane had finished seeing to Derek’s horse and given considerable thought to challenging him to a match for the sake of her much-wounded dignity. It was only her honest promise to Sir Theodore that she would not make trouble that held her back.

     

    “Gunther!” Pepper snapped, looking like she was giving serious consideration towards smacking him with her spoon. “Don’t be ridiculous! That would spoil his meal.”

     

    “I doubt he’d even notice,” Jane found herself muttering, while she most certainly did not steal a leftover half loaf of bread and hide in the kitchen corner to nurse her wounded pride.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,677
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    519
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    Aslan had told her, once, that she would never return to Narnia again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    874
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    She’s stuck. Her father thinks that all of the big decisions have been made, when really, none of them have been.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    939
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    He doesn’t want to miss anything from the Realm.

    They fought tooth and nail to get back here, after all. He can still remember the rush he’d felt when the light had swallowed them up, and they’d opened their eyes to find themselves strapped back into that same old amusement park ride. Dressed in their old clothes, in their old bodies. He hadn’t realized how much his time in the Realm had changed him physically. The ‘him’ he’d come back to had been a couple inches shorter, a weedy kid who hadn’t had the time to build up any muscles from lugging twenty-plus pounds of armour and a magical shield across a seemingly-infinite stretch of hostile terrain day after day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1106
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    Garrus and Shepard in the imperfect aftermath of the war.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    2034
    Bookmarks:
    553
    Hits:
    29064
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    Done for a prompt on the kinkmeme, asking for Shepard to be pursued by multiple turians.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    3911
    Bookmarks:
    579
    Hits:
    40290
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    Done for a prompt on the ME kinkmeme asking for Shepard teaching Garrus how to swim.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    1045
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    11236
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    A fic-form observation of the recent ME3 ending controversy. Spoilers inside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    739
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    A sort of fix-it fic for the end of ME3. Has spoilers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1582

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