EvilPenguinTrainer



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    While digitizing the BBC archives, an intern who asked to remain anonymous discovered a transcript of a lost episode of the Great British Bake Off. The paper could neither be photocopied nor scanned as all the copies came out blank; and the actual footage was never found.

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    06 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Corvo, I can't do this anymore,” Piero says. “I know, I know, I was the one who gave the terms on our first meeting, but this... arrangement of ours. I can't keep up with you.”

    The workshop looks like it was recently vacated by a dragon. Piles of money glitter beneath tables and in corners. Loose coins can be found jammed into delicate machinery and sitting at the bottom of Piero's morning coffee. A mixed heap of Overseer masks and raw munitions walls off the table across from the entrance. A line of rolled-up paintings leans against the stairway.

    Corvo shrugs – not his problem – and goes on emptying his pockets onto Piero's floor.

    It takes most of an hour.

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    08 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Important GHOST CAT instructions written by 100% LIVING HUMAN.

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    28 Feb 2020

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    For never a man took a kiss from me but I swore he would be mine.

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    28 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Sauron's newest experiment isn't quite what he intended, but there may still be a use for it.

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    30 Apr 2019