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    He fidgets under that amber stare, avoiding his gaze entirely, already feeling thoroughly chastised the same way a child would for having their hand caught in the cookie jar. “You look great,” he tries, furtively glancing at the older man. Zhongli always looks good outside his job attire, but inside it—black hair carefully slicked back, dark three-piece suit and matching briefcase—always manages to rile something in him.

    Zhongli crosses his arms in a no-nonsense manner, directing all of his attention to staring down the detectives across the steel interrogation table.

    “We’re in the middle of a murder case, Ajax.”

    Lawyer!Zhongli and Murderer!Childe, what more can I say?

    Illustration provided by the most infinitely talented @maru.biscuit!

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    Zhongli barks a harsh laugh, “A good attempt boy, but I hold hardly any interest in the want of Mora.”

    “Then—?”

    Liquid gold eyes flicker to him, and Childe flinches under his assessing stare which slides down his form, sizing him up like a meal. A smile appears on his face as he simply replies, “You.”

    He balks, “I’m sorry, I don’t—”

    A hand closes over his where it lays on the contract, his wrist brought to Zhongli’s lips, the man’s eyes never leaving his own as he murmurs against his pulse, “I want to get a taste of you.”

    Childe's note to self: don't make a deal with the devil (or bargain with a god, for that matter).

    Because somewhere between being genuinely impressed by the older man’s knowledge and repulsed by his lack of tact, he finds himself bent over the table, fingered before the lunch spread.

    This piece was commissioned by @sushisalmon95 on Twitter for their reverse au, thank you Salmon! ♡
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    Part of my fic commissions for charity.

    Concubine AU where Zhongli is Emperor, Xiao is an assassin sent to kill him while disguised as a woman in his imperial harem, and the only reason he doesn't actually do it is because he pities Zhongli for being so catastrophically stupid (also Xiao falls in love).

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    WenQi Week: Coda (Days 6 & 7)
    Prompts: Family, Transmigration

    After his death, Wen Ruohan witnesses the aftermath of the Sunshot Campaign, and the entire story of MoDao; and then transmigrates into himself a few years before the Sunshot Campaign. With his newfound omniscient knowledge, he goes about fixing everything he possibly can in order to take over the cultivation world with guile instead of force. This time, he might even have a chance at his own happiness, and the happiness of many others.

    Wen Ruohan decides, fuck it, he’s gonna fix everything, but he does it in the most Wen Ruohan way.

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