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    Steve has over a thousand dollars in parking tickets because of his corgi.

    Billy is a lawyer.

    You can guess how this goes.

    (Or, happy birthday to my friend, and this is pure fluff with a smidgen of sadness and a whole lot of happy ending.)

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    27 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Derek Hale.
    A name better suited for a myth than a man. Like the name of the devil, people either whisper it in fear or laugh it off as fable.
    Cut it open and this city’s heart doesn’t bleed red. It’s snowy white, and it pulses in the tight grip of Lucifer himself.

     

    Drug Lord Derek, Dealer Stiles, and the importance of not scalding the milk.
    (Prologue is Optional)

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    19 Aug 2020

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    “Ok. I’ve got a few shirts with me because I came here straight from work, but I think it’s going to be a tight fit. I know I’m not as skinny as I used to be but I’m not exactly the same hunky physique as you, oh grand macho werewolf,” Stiles shrugs.

    Derek runs his eyes blatantly over Stiles’ chest.

    “I’m not so sure about that,” Derek mutters, and he slams his mouth shut, teeth audibly clacking together, as if he really hadn’t meant to say that out loud.

    Stiles flushes but he heads upstairs to grab Derek a spare dark shirt. When he gets back to the kitchen, Derek’s already shed his dirty shirt and he’s helping himself to Stiles’ half empty mug of coffee, neck thrown back as he drinks.

    Stiles literally looks to the heavens because he must have done something really good in a past life to be awarded with the sight of Derek Hale’s naked, very firm, slightly hairy torso parading around his dad’s kitchen before eleven in the morning.

    Drinking his coffee. Stiles’ mouth had just been on that mug. Right where Derek’s mouth is.

    By elementary school rules of dating (ie sharing a bottle, your mouth touching where someone else’s mouth was just touching, sharing cooties) they’re now married.

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    18 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Derek was pretty sure this all had been his mother’s attempt at a joke against him.

    The baby made a squealing noise, and his mother moved to see what was the matter. But the baby wasn’t upset, Derek realized. He was giggling, bright eyes staring up at Derek.

    He was laughing at Derek.

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    13 Aug 2020

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    Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

    Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

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    11 Aug 2020