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"and then they snogged omg" [kittens kissing]



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  1. Summary

    Millennial (Earth-Prime), n.
    1a. A person born between 1980 and 1996.
    1b. Probably a frustrated barista who can't afford grad school or a house and doesn't think socialism is a dirty word.

    Millennial (Earth-93), n.
    2a. A person affected by millennialism [n. A sociological phenomenon first observed in 1998, marked by heightened conflict, thematic behavior, and inexplicable physical and technological feats].
    2b. Someone who thinks punching people while wearing adventure pajamas is a valid lifestyle choice.

    Zach fits the first definition. Bruce fits the second. Now kiss.

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    Irregular Saturday postings as I get plot-bunnied. Anything not marked as part of a series is in its own continuity and characterizations are distinct, especially re: romantic orientation; it turns out Bruce in my head can range from fairy tale wedding planner to soft-aro. Just roll with it one story at a time.

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    Sleepy Hollow woke him up, and there are still a million things he hasn't done.

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    Once you passed a certain point in the hierarchy, getting ordered to do shit like lead a gangbang on Captain America was a surprise but not a shock.

    Fill for a hydratrashmeme prompt requesting a Hydra/Steve gangbang where Steve has been dosed with aphrodisiacs to force him to get off. Or, a trash party dumpster travesty in two acts:
    Act 1: Steve Rogers: World's Most Defiant Hydra Party Favor
    Act 2: Post-Rescue Hurt/Comfort: Now With Bonus Steve/Sam Sex Pollen Dubcon

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    28 Mar 2020

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    The one true Hydra Trash Party fic for all your trash party needs. I read this *years* ago, just stumbled across it again and thought "is this the one with the amazing awkward platonic handjobs?" and it was!

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    Raiders think the temple of the moon god will be an easy target. The moon god thinks their leader is an easier target.

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    24 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    From the notes: "[I'll post this] in the hope that someone is looking for a dragon god mindfucking a warrior in way over his head."

    I am indeed that someone. Much more complex than most mindfuck fic, in delicious ways.

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    Methos stumbles into the Chamber of Secrets.

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    22 Mar 2020

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    From the department of "what the heck" crossovers...

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    Bruce is in the middle of a stakeout when Clark returns from an offworld mission, full of ideas.

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    21 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Brilliant Batnerd and Superbanter voices, really good casefic, strong feel of B:TAS, gravity games, and Batsuit as chastity device. Utter win.

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Post-The Dark Knight Rises, though non-specific in terms of timeline or canon: The ears on the cowl seem to serve no purpose at all as far as Gordon can tell, though they do look... cute? Bruce doesn't like that epitaph, and figures Gordon needs a far more appropriate view of the design of his cowl.

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    15 Mar 2020

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