Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.
Some - rather large - oversights then.
SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"
Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!
- Part 1 of Rebirth could've been...worse?
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22 Sep 2020
A Holmes is reborn into the ninja village Konoha. Chaos ensues.
Bookmarked by Ginca
19 Sep 2020
‘Protect him,’ Kushina prays in the quiet of her own mind as she leaves; pleading silently to the old spirits from her childhood, to the things that the Uzumaki Elders used to whisper about in hushed tones.
‘Love him,’ Kushina begs of the things she only knows from instinct and half remembered stories, those things filled with the power of salt and sun and deep deep waters. Those things that live and thrive in the heart and soul of every Uzumaki who has ever breathed and battled and bled. 'Guide him, keep him safe for always. But love him most of all. My little prince of eddies and leaves.’
Left behind, left alone and cold where before there was only a soft sort of warmth and a steady kind of safety, Naruto wails.
- Part 1 of Whirlpool Calls Him Home
Dr. Rin Nohara knew she was going to run into trouble when she accepted a clinic position from the princess of the infamous Senju family, Dr. Tsunade Senju. She just didn't know that trouble was going to be this handsome, or this intent on squeezing into every single part of her life.
Or, team Minato Mafia!AU. Rin is tired and better than anyone deserves, Kakashi and Obito are way too horny for their own good, almost everyone has ambiguous morals, and some good polyamory is the order of the day.
- Part 1 of The Good Doctor