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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Geralt was an idiot. And he was half an hour early. And this was a mistake - this was a mistake, and he should just go home. Delete the app. Forget this ever happened. He was sure BrattyMusician would find someone else, he seemed nice enough after all. It would all be-

    “SecretTeddyBear?” Geralt looked up in surprise, finding the man who must be BrattyMuscian standing in front of him, smiling at Geralt from where he stood awkwardly beside the cafe door.

    “Sorry, you’re earlier than I thought you would be, my shift isn’t over until 3.”

    “Oh.” He worked here. Obviously, since he was wearing the apron with the same logo as the door. Geralt looked down at Roach, feeling awkward.

    “Here, do you mind sitting outside? I’ll grab you a tea, and a bowl for your dog.” He pulled out a chair, gesturing to it until Geralt slowly stepped forward and took a seat. Then the man beamed at him. “I’m Jaskier, by the way.”

    “Geralt… and Roach.”

    Jaskier smiled, his eyes dancing between him and his dog. Then he said, “I’ll be back in a tick,” and winked at him before he walked away.

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    01 Jul 2020

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    Geralt does not make a habit of bedding men but there have been very few intimate opportunities of any kind since he earned the moniker ‘Butcher of Blaviken’ some years ago. If this boy is offering his services for free then surely it would be unwise to refuse.

    or: Geralt has a major case of internalised homophobia and needs to admit he loves his bard already. A love story told in 30 (sex) acts.

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    29 Apr 2020

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    When Witchers were created, so to were The Companions. A person who journeys with a Witcher to keep them sane, to heal them, to offer comfort, to reassure villages that the Witcher is not a monster, will not go on a rampage, or slake their needs at the local bawdy house. A Witcher cannot travel without a Companion, and Companions are granted agelessness to follow their Witchers.

    After Blaviken, Geralt is without a Companion, them having fled after the massacre. And perhaps it was the second...fifth one to flee Geralt. It wasn't his fault they were morons.

    Jaskier has been fired by one...three Witchers for being too mouthy, frustrating, a list of things that he thinks is quite unfair.

    Vesemir makes it clear they are each other's last chance. Work well together, or Jaskier will begin to age again, and Geralt will never leave the walls of Kaer Morhen.

    Jaskier and Geralt are deeply unimpressed with each other but agree to play along. They didn't expect to fall madly in love. Soulmates are just fairy tales, after all. Not for the likes of them.

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    24 Apr 2020

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    The plan is this:

    He will note all the things that annoy Geralt, and he will stop doing them, and then Geralt will want him around.

    It will work. It has to work, because Jaskier cannot be left behind.

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    04 Apr 2020

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    For centuries, the village at the foot of the Rivia mountains has sacrificed a young virgin every five years to the demon that lives up there. These young girls are given to keep the peace and make certain that the demon won't come down to slaughter the livestock and the villagers. However, this year there is no pretty girl of the right age and beauty who is a virgin too. So the fates choose and befall Jaskier to be the sacrifice and satisfy the demon's hunger.

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    04 Apr 2020

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