Haberdasher

A Phantump floating mid-air while smiling slightly.



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    But all my words come back to me
    In shades of mediocrity
    Like emptiness in harmony
    I need someone to comfort me...

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    "Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
    The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
    "I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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    Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.

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    25 Jan 2020

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    A moment or an eternity later, Timothy Stoker gasped with lungs that did not exist, blinked against the light with eyes that were not there and, despite the refusal of contradiction in the not-place that killed him and the not-empty that held him, he became his own not-living contradiction in the living world.

    Or, in which Jon is not the only member of the archive staff to stumble into becoming an avatar.

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    23 Jan 2020

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    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself, as much as he tries. He and Miles have always butted heads-- his son just has this carefree, unfettered approach to life that Davis' strict, no-nonsense methods seemingly have no place in. A large part of him loves Miles for that, truly, even though sometimes Jefferson feels as if he's just slowing him down.

    But now, with Miles away at school on weeknights-- seemingly always busy with something or another-- Jefferson has never felt that gaping space between himself and his son yawn wider.

    Enter the new Spider-Man. A free-spirited kid, five foot nothing and standing between the whole city and danger as if it’s his job, breaking a long series of minor laws with careless ease, and giving a certain cop heart palpitations on a regular basis.

    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself anymore. No matter how much he hates vigilantes-- especially of the masked variety-- a child is a child. And a dad is a dad.

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    30 Dec 2018

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    In most towns out west, they’re just stories. Devils and ghosts and other such spirits are talked ‘bout ‘round campfires or over drinks, tall tales to spook those who don’t know better than to believe them. In most towns, a dead animal or a missin’ child is generally the work of coyotes. In most towns, rules can be broken, laws can be ignored, if you’ve got brains enough or bullets enough to keep from gettin’ strung up or shot down.
    Lily Lake ain’t one of those towns.

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    17 Jun 2017

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    Neither Stanley nor Stanford are very comfortable with the idea of religion, but when Dipper and Mabel invite them to their bar mitzvah after the end of summer, they'll learn what it truly means to feel the wrath of god.

    This story takes place after the canon of the episode "Roadside Attraction", so some confirmed things that happen after that episode will not be canon within the story. More specifically, the events of Dipper and Mabel Vs the Future are where the Gravity Falls canon and this fic's continuity split.

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    15 Sep 2016