Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
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Whoops Whoops Whoops by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Leverage
26 Feb 2021
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Some jobs need nine people...
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- Part 4 of Whoops
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Whoops part three by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
Fandoms: Leverage, The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
25 Aug 2020
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A peak into Parkers notes and feelings.
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- Part 3 of Whoops
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Whoops part deux by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Leverage
24 Aug 2020
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The Arizona Shuffle requires four people, Hardison isn't sure how this is going to go.
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- Part 2 of Whoops
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In which Eliot fucks up and his family meets those he swore to protect to his dying day.
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- Part 1 of Whoops
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A Jump to the Left by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
Fandoms: Eureka (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
07 Apr 2020
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There is a reason time travel is illegal.
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the prompt speaks for itself: my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU. please note the change in rating.
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02 Mar 2021
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find your way home (let your cuts and bruises heal) by Star_flaming
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Mar 2020
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None of Bella's stories had ever told of the hard work of cleaning up a battle, there was no glory in it. But it was better to throw herself into the work than face the fact that she had very nearly lost the ones she loved, face the trauma of the battle, of the dragon sickness, of all the darkness that loomed over her shoulder. After all, tears were for when you were in privacy, and there was precious little of that when one was named regent for a grievously wounded king.
Bookmarked by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
13 Jan 2021
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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Bookmarked by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
12 Jan 2021
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single hobbits (put a crown on it) by zedille for solrosan
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Aug 2020
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Blueberry Baggins had a problem.
She had gone on an Adventure, stopped some Trolls, visited with Elves, broken out thirteen dwarves from a different bunch of Elves, found the Arkenstone, riddled with (and burgled!) a Dragon, and stopped a war. She had fallen in love with Thorin Oakenshield, and helped restore him to his rightful throne as King Under the Mountain. They were to be married. She would be his Queen.
But what would her married name be?
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- Part 1 of Tolkien crackfic
Bookmarked by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
11 Jan 2021
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Bad At Mornings (But Good At This) by wakandan_wardog for Hyperboloids
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Dec 2020
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The only way Joe gets through being utterly terrible at mornings is with copious amounts of caffeine at his favorite cafe, best served by the (steaming) hot Italian Barista, Nico. If there's more on the menu, he doesn't know it (yet). Luckily, Nile is tired of her boss pining for the local artist, and of the creepy ex-military guy that constantly comes in to flirt. She sees an opportunity, and she (at least) is awake enough to make the most of it.
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Bookmarked by Hal_is_absolutely_not_ladylike
24 Dec 2020