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“I love you more than anything else in this entire universe, you know that, right?”
Aziraphale didn't answer.
“I'm starting to think that's part of the problem. I think I might need to move myself up on my priorities list.”
The silence in the bookshop is deafening.
“I need some time, Aziraphale. And I think you do too.” When he got no response Crowley let out another sigh. “Call me when you figure out what you want.”
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Aziraphale was having a day.
Everyone has days like this, even angels. A day when just nothing seems to go right. Especially when that angel had a brand new sternly worded memo about his miracle use and a call to meet with Gabriel to ‘explain himself’.
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When nothing goes right in Aziraphale's day, there is always one bright spot, in the form of a red-headed demon, to make it better.
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“Wanna give it a go?” He asked, inclining his head towards dancers.
“Crowley, don't be mean. You know angels cannot dance.” Aziraphale was wringing his hands now, gaze fixed on the dancers, refusing to allow Crowley to see the distress in his eyes.
“Is it that angels can't dance, or is it that they won't?” Crowley needled, “Besides, we won't be dancing.”
Aziraphale's eyes snapped up to meet the demons with a questioning glare. Crowley knew this was a sensitive subject for him and Aziraphale couldn't understand why he continued to poke fun.
“You're going to thwart me.” Crowley continued, “In hand to hand combat...to music.”
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Merlin & Morgana by HamishMcCat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jan 2020
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From the second Newt had begun to say the word “Excalibur,” Aziraphale's eyes had shot to Crowley and fixed him with a glare that might have discorperated a lesser demon. He didn't say a word, but just kept his eyes fixed on the demon's back until he began to squirm and finally turned to face the angel.
“It has been over fifteen hundred bleeding years, Angel, why can't you just let this go? I got your ruddy sword back eventually!”
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Roman Holiday by HamishMcCat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2019
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"Come on, Angel! A work sanctioned Roman holiday! Wine, gelato, pizza, art, books! Guaranteed seeing you." The demon added with a wink.
It is time to elect a new pope and the Papal Conclaves mean a certain angel and demon get to spend so time together in Rome.
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Glóin is not happy with his son's husband-to-be and decides to put Legolas to a test. Fortunatelly for the elf, he is is father's son in more ways than one.
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26 Aug 2023
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You Have 487 New Messages (Or, In Which Sherlock Holmes Starts a Grouptext) by JenTheSweetie
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
23 Aug 2017
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MH: Please remove me from this thread.
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10 Aug 2020
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Please Silence Your Cell Phones by MickyRC
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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Conrad really, really just wants to get away from people for a few hours and watch some dumb movies.
The weird couple arguing a few rows ahead have other ideas.
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25 May 2020
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The Longest Night by charlottemadison
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2020
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The night the Apocalypse doesn't happen, an angel and a demon share a bus bench on the way home to face their fates. This is the story of their evening spun out line by line, all the little moments that carried them through the night they knew might be their last.
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Bookmarked by HamishMcCat
09 Feb 2020
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Sauntering Vaguely Upward by charlottemadison
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Dec 2019
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Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.
But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.
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Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.
"Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"
Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.
Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."
"Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.
"Are you hurt dear boy?"
"No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."
"Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."
"'S wrong with my legs?!"
"Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."
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- Part 2 of The Longest Night
Bookmarked by HamishMcCat
20 Jan 2020