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    Glóin is not happy with his son's husband-to-be and decides to put Legolas to a test. Fortunatelly for the elf, he is is father's son in more ways than one.

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    26 Aug 2023

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    MH: Please remove me from this thread.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    Conrad really, really just wants to get away from people for a few hours and watch some dumb movies.

    The weird couple arguing a few rows ahead have other ideas.

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    25 May 2020

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    The night the Apocalypse doesn't happen, an angel and a demon share a bus bench on the way home to face their fates. This is the story of their evening spun out line by line, all the little moments that carried them through the night they knew might be their last.

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    09 Feb 2020

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    Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.

    But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.

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    Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.

    "Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"

    Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.

    Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."

    "Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.

    "Are you hurt dear boy?"

    "No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."

    "Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."

    "'S wrong with my legs?!"

    "Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."

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    20 Jan 2020