Handy_Peanut



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    Death moved closer, their footsteps echoing eerily throughout the chamber. They leaned in and reached out, their bony cold hands grasping his chin and tracing over the edges of his features, hardened by years of war.

    “I find myself liking you, Harry Potter.”

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    Harry Potter sits on a bench in King's Cross Station, and he chooses life. It turns out that he chose a lot more life than he was expecting.

    His first goal? Defeating Voldemort with no causalities. After that? Well. That's up in the air.

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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    “Good Lord, you really didn’t realize.” Bones looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh. “Two years of homoerotic chess games and the man doesn’t realize.”

    “They’re not homoerotic.”

    Bones and Uhura exchanged a deeply patronizing look.

    “They’re not that homoerotic.”

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    27 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    “And I am… Iron Man…” Tony snapped his fingers and beings turned to dust.
    He vaguely heard Peter and Pepper speak to him before everything went black.

    “Sir? Please wake up.” In his dreams, JARVIS was always there, watching over him.

    Tony reluctantly opened his eyes and immediately screwed them closed. “Oh, fuck me…” This wasn’t a dream, it was a nightmare, he was in his room in his father's New York mansion.

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    26 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Fourth year comes with surprises that Jane didn’t expect. Or she did. Sort of. Because—here’s the thing—with Harry Potter comes trouble. And Harry Potter happens to go to Hogwarts with them.

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    26 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    What it came down to, in the end, was that Lily Potter was not satisfied to stop at preserving her own life. Lily wanted greatness. She wanted to be the greatest witch of her age - better than Dumbledore; better than Voldemort; better than Merlin himself. She wanted to immortalize herself in history as the greatest witch there ever was.

    'Greatness, eh?' the Sorting Hat mused from atop her head. 'Well then, better be-'

    "SLYTHERIN!"

    ...The Great Hall was dead silent.
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    Lily Potter, unknown to everyone but herself, is not supposed to exist. Long before she was Lily Potter, she was a clever young woman with a bright future ahead of her, and a passion for the Harry Potter series. A tragic twist in fate sees her bright future go down the drain - along with her life. Nine months later - and forty years in the past - she wakes up as the only daughter of Lily and James Potter, trapped in a world where Harry Potter doesn't seem to exist. Lily is left scrambling to scrape by in a desperate attempt at retaining her second lease on life and making her mark on a world that she's only ever dreamed of.

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    26 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    What if Harry James Potter was a quiet, sensible child? What if Harry James Potter was a Slytherin? What if people remembered that Harry was James's son— But also Lily's child?

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    22 Jul 2021