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    "WHAT?!" Wei Wuxian was the first one to react. Hua Cheng and Luo Binghe bit their lips and glanced at the necromancer with his pitiful shout. "YOU WANT US TO WHAT?"

    "save the damn world." Hua Cheng repeated through gritted teeth.

    Wei Wuxian couldn't help but whine, "save the world?! Old man! I am one who will never disrespect Old people like you! Even Uncle Lan! But SERIOUSLY???? You want us to save the world?"

    Hua Cheng and Luo Binghe nodded and agreement.

    "I'll be rude to you okay, old man. You want us? The three of us? To save the world? Us????" He whined, "old man? Where the hell did you get such idea we could save the world? Did the preferences for a hero turn to shitty personality enemy number one like us?"

    "hm." Hua Cheng assent, "you want a bastard demon sprawl, a shady nasty demon king and a whining demonic master save the world?"

    "We might as well destroy it now." Luo Binghe added.

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    Spanish Translation By Jimlee

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    Lan Wangji found a thing, what does he do with it though? Should he just put it in the water and be done with it? How often does it eat? What even does it eat?

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    The first time you touch someone you're fated to love, you leave a mark on their skin. If they will love you in return, they'll mark you where you touched them. The deeper the color, the deeper the connection.

    Wei Ying has no marks at all.

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    So Bonibaru said:

     

    "Where is the Pern AU in which WWX's sleek black dragon, outcast among his kind for his colour and intelligence, ends up the one to entwine LWJ's great golden queen in a mating flight so intense it's sung about Weyrwide for generations to come (never where small children can hear)?"

    ...and apparently teenage McCaffrey-fan me felt like this was an excellent idea, and worth interrupting the other WIPs I'm currently working on to have a quick scribble at. So, uh - yeah. Pern AU, basically, because dragons yay?

    BELATEDLY, A WARNING:

    I have no particular plans for how (or if!) I’m going to write sex scenes, but if you are going to lose your shit over who tops and who bottoms, just - do yourself a favour and don’t read anything I write?

    Kthxby.

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    The only other message that wasn’t a.) an unexplained photo of a penis, or b.) a crude invitation to meet-up in a crowded alleyway, felt almost out-of-place.

    hanguang-jun: unregistered?

    [Or: Touch-starved Wei Ying’s been getting off by creatively sexting user ‘hanguang-jun’, and it's a welcome replacement for the sex he didn’t have the time for]

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