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The Notorious Villains Saves the World by Kaien24
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2021
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"WHAT?!" Wei Wuxian was the first one to react. Hua Cheng and Luo Binghe bit their lips and glanced at the necromancer with his pitiful shout. "YOU WANT US TO WHAT?"
"save the damn world." Hua Cheng repeated through gritted teeth.
Wei Wuxian couldn't help but whine, "save the world?! Old man! I am one who will never disrespect Old people like you! Even Uncle Lan! But SERIOUSLY???? You want us to save the world?"
Hua Cheng and Luo Binghe nodded and agreement.
"I'll be rude to you okay, old man. You want us? The three of us? To save the world? Us????" He whined, "old man? Where the hell did you get such idea we could save the world? Did the preferences for a hero turn to shitty personality enemy number one like us?"
"hm." Hua Cheng assent, "you want a bastard demon sprawl, a shady nasty demon king and a whining demonic master save the world?"
"We might as well destroy it now." Luo Binghe added.
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Spanish Translation By Jimlee
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- Part 11 of Different view
- Part 1 of The Notorious Villain's Saga
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16 Jan 2021
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From Down Below Into My Head...Heart. by I_am_she
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Oct 2020
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Lan Wangji found a thing, what does he do with it though? Should he just put it in the water and be done with it? How often does it eat? What even does it eat?
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16 Jan 2021
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leading tone by silencemostofall
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2020
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The first time you touch someone you're fated to love, you leave a mark on their skin. If they will love you in return, they'll mark you where you touched them. The deeper the color, the deeper the connection.
Wei Ying has no marks at all.
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16 Jan 2021
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Shards and Shells by FayJay for bonibaru, kimboo_york
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
06 Feb 2020
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So Bonibaru said:
"Where is the Pern AU in which WWX's sleek black dragon, outcast among his kind for his colour and intelligence, ends up the one to entwine LWJ's great golden queen in a mating flight so intense it's sung about Weyrwide for generations to come (never where small children can hear)?"
...and apparently teenage McCaffrey-fan me felt like this was an excellent idea, and worth interrupting the other WIPs I'm currently working on to have a quick scribble at. So, uh - yeah. Pern AU, basically, because dragons yay?
BELATEDLY, A WARNING:
I have no particular plans for how (or if!) I’m going to write sex scenes, but if you are going to lose your shit over who tops and who bottoms, just - do yourself a favour and don’t read anything I write?
Kthxby.
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16 Jan 2021
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Take All of Me by Anna-domini (Memoryboard)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2020
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The only other message that wasn’t a.) an unexplained photo of a penis, or b.) a crude invitation to meet-up in a crowded alleyway, felt almost out-of-place.
hanguang-jun: unregistered?
[Or: Touch-starved Wei Ying’s been getting off by creatively sexting user ‘hanguang-jun’, and it's a welcome replacement for the sex he didn’t have the time for]Series
- Part 1 of Modern Academia
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15 Jan 2021