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  1. Summary

    Once upon a time, to save her friends, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS; however, because neither of them could commit to a plan without adding at least a dozen complications to it, they both ended up wiping their own memories with a Chameleon Arch and depositing their now-human selves in 2017. As a result, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding was upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.

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  2. Summary

    A series of short Second Person POV alternate universes in various eras of the Star Wars canon.

    Featuring themes of corruption and/or redemption, families being ridiculously complicated, and the major effects of very minor changes to the timeline.

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    The Doctor and the Master's relationship is very long and very complicated... and it's about to get even more complicated.

    Begins as a canon-compliant retelling of "Spyfall" and then goes massively off the rails.

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    “The Halcyons were strong in the Force but not flashy or given to public displays of power. A word here, an act there, allowing people to choose between good or evil at their own speed and peril…”

    The various prequel-era adventures of Nejaa Halcyon, the most impulsive, erratic, and disruptive Jedi the Corellian system has ever produced.

    Though this is primarily an alternate universe, in which Nejaa gets himself inadvertently tangled up in Anakin Skywalker's training, some stories in the series will adhere to Legends canon instead.

    Otherwise known as "The Adventures of Corran Horn's Stupid Jedi Grandfather"

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    What to do when an old friend shows up on your doorstep hurt and alone?

    Call him an idiot then start a fight of course.

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    30 Apr 2020

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    26 Apr 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    In which the Master attempts to explain why sex between Time Lords is an awesome idea but only succeeds in making it sound like an absolutely terrible idea.

    Luckily for him, he's got a captive audience.

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    28 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Indoors. Processed air. Slight antiseptic tang with a note of—

    Oh no.

    “Do you remember what happened?” the Doctor asked.

    The Master frowned. “We were tapping on the walls and you were getting self-righteous as usual and then out of nowhere you pounced on me and dragged me into bed. At least now we have a pretty good idea of what the patches on our neck are for.”

    A chill ran up her spine. Yes, there was only one reason why two members of the same species would be locked up in what was definitely a medical facility and drugged into an almost dissociative state of horniness.

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    Elsewhere, two Eternals are trapped and waiting:

    “Zellin?” she asked.

    “Yes, Rakaya?”

    “That was her, wasn’t it? I didn’t see it until the very last moment, but… those were her eyes, weren’t they?”

    Zellin thought for a moment. “Yes,” he said at last. “You’re right: that was her.” He shook his head. “I can’t believe I didn’t notice it—I was even inside her head, looking for nightmares… but you’re right.”

    “Why didn’t she say anything?”

    “You know that’s not how the game is played. They’ll be done with it eventually. We just have to wait.”

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    27 Feb 2020

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    The war is over, and nobody won. With the galaxy on the verge of destruction, Poe Dameron hatches a desperate plan—go back in time.

    But Poe's plan quickly goes awry, and he finds himself on the run from local authorities. The only plan to keep him safe is…extreme, to say the least.

    "Can't get you citizenship documents," the man muttered, his voice clearer now that it wasn't muffled by the scarf. Poe took a deep breath and forced himself to think. He looked back at his would-be rescuer.

    Who was shoving the scarf back from the top his head, revealing a face that Poe knew. That lots of people knew. Kriff, that everyone knew, trillions upon trillions of sapients in the galaxy would recognize that face.

    Luke Skywalker—as fresh-faced and young as the day he became the successful destroyer of the Death Star—was standing in front of him.

    Fuck.

    "Need a land grant to get a moisture farmer licence, can't even get you a travel visa without citizenship documents…Hm," the legend said, sighing. "Yeah. I think we're going to have to get married."

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    28 Jan 2020

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