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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Kings Landing is a hive of corruption and villainy, and Detective Sandor Clegane thinks he's seen it all. Then he's assigned to a simple case of theft. Sansa Stark is accused of stealing a direwolf tapestry from Storm's End. Is Sansa a silly ex-girlfriend of Joffrey's caught out during a drunken dare, or she a gorgeous, dog-owning, cat-burglar art thief who might possibly be his soulmate?

    Meanwhile, Sansa can't figure out why her life in Kings Landing is such a disaster. Her best friend betrayed her to date her ex-boyfriend, her sister won't stop criticizing her decisions, and now she's racked up a criminal charge. Arya says she invites trouble by being a sentimental romantic, but Sansa can't stop hoping that her white knight will come to her rescue. Is the muscular, brooding, intense detective investigating her about to sweep her into an epic romance, or is he just looking for evidence to hold against her?

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    23 Apr 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bran is king, Sansa is sure.

    She flees the Vale and washes up on the shore of the Quiet Isle, where she discovers someone she never expected to see again. When Sansa asks Sandor to take her to her kin, he accepts.

    From there, they enter the landscape of a changed kingdom, a more just kingdom, or so they say. But what can bind a swordsman to a princess for any length of time? As Sandor and Sansa navigate the guiles of newfangled courts, shadows of their past follow close behind and threaten their fledgling intimacy.

    This is the tale of the maiden and the dog, and their shared journey home.

    *This bad boy is pretty much on hiatus, sadly, while I work on other projects and just generally space out*

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    06 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    SanSan in space.

    And the olifant's take on perhaps the most common topic in fanfiction written by women for women )) Guess which one!

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    16 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    An AU in which everyone has been aged up five years, because the books aren’t doing the five year skip anymore. This means that, for the Starks:
    - Robb, Jon (and Theon) have entered adulthood
    - Arya and Sansa’s relationship has matured, as have the girls themselves
    - Rickon has grown up around his family, so he’s not as wild
    - Ned and Catelyn weren’t planning to stop at Rickon, and here, they don’t have to
    And, most importantly…
    - Bran will know exactly who’s talking and what’s going on when he climbs up the broken tower

    For Sandor, his first meeting with Sansa is with a woman flowered, not a girl.

    Not a serious fic, really, and it will feature arm wrestling, ceilidh-like dancing, blacksmiths, and Bobby B playing the game of thrones for… reasons. It’s more or less book canon with an odd line or two from the show, and many moments have been taken apart and refitted together differently. I’ve also inserted quite a few real-world historical moments with a Westerosi spin. As it’s a complete reset, the burn will be seriously slow.

    Also, Major Character Death warning doesn't affect Sansan...

    Starts with Robert's visit to Winterfell; ends after the war against the Others.

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    26 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Alayne Stone is still trying to keep her real identity hidden while learning how to play the game of thrones from her "father". Littlefinger has plans with her but fails to realize he isn't the only one in the Vale with a secret agenda regarding the young woman ...

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    24 Apr 2018