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    “How much did Wei Wuxian pay you?” Jiang Cheng asks.

    Lan Xichen’s lips quirk. “I thought that might be your reaction,” he murmurs. His tone is teasing when he reminds Jiang Cheng, “Your brother doesn’t have enough money to be able to afford to play pranks like this on you.”

    It doesn’t go unnoticed to Jiang Cheng that Lan Xichen has sneakily slipped in the fact that he knows who Wei Wuxian is to Jiang Cheng, even though that information wasn’t volunteered.

    (Or, yet another amnesia fic that nobody asked for.)

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    21 Oct 2020

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    Wei Wuxian wakes up stoned to the gills after an appendectomy and wants all the nurses to admire his beautiful, perfect husband.

    Lan Wangji knows it’s just a ruse so he can visit in the family-only recovery room, but… well, it’s pretty nice to be able to hold his best friend’s hand.

    Or: that video where the guy hits on his own wife after surgery, except kind of the opposite.

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    16 May 2020

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    24 Apr 2020

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    To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.

    There’s also commentary.

    “—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”

    “—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”

    Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.

    Right up at the footage of him.

    (AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)

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    22 Mar 2020

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    Based on the tweet: "One time the girl of my dreams asked me if I needed a ride home from campus so I obviously let her drive me home and then walked back to campus a couple of hours later to get my car."

    This is that tweet... with a twist.

    A.k.a. Wei Ying owns a car, and Lan Zhan is very, very weak in the face of Wei Ying's smile.

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    16 Mar 2020

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