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    “Everyone’s from somewhere,” Ciri says. “I’m from Cintra, even though no one can know it, and Geralt’s from Rivia, and Yennefer’s from Vengerberg. So where are you from?”

    “Nowhere,” Jaskier says, and his tone has just enough of a snap to it, an edge she’s not heard before, that she decides to leave it be.

    It turns out that where Jaskier’s from, they’re not that happy to see him. Until they realise he could be worth something...

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    27 Jan 2021

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    Geralt unties Roach from the post, and is about to leave when there’s the sound of an altercation behind him. He turns to see two guards dragging a third man between them. The man is wearing brightly coloured clothes and struggling, not seriously, more like he’s aware that in such circumstances struggling is expected. The guards approach Geralt and drop their charge to his knees in front of him.

    “Ow,” the prisoner says. Geralt recognises the bard from the tavern: a little more dishevelled, his face not improved by two black eyes and a split lip.

    “This one claims he’s a friend of yours,” one of the guards says. “Caught him sniffing around the treasury but he says he knows you. Says you’ll vouch for him.”

    Geralt looks down at the bard, who winks at him, then winces.

    How the witcher got his bard; or, the history of a relationship in ten rescues.

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  3. Rec 35

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    The powers-that-be who are searching for the missing Princess of Cintra are aware that Jaskier the Bard is a well-known acquaintance of Geralt of Rivia. It was only a matter of time.

    Jaskier is the first person Geralt seeks out after taking Ciri to Kaer Morhen.

     

    "You're going to get yourself killed. Is that what you want?" Rage contorted the Witcher's face, such that any sane man would run at the sight of it.

    Jaskier leaned in.

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    27 Jan 2021

  4. Rec 76

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    Jaskier's first wish to the djinn — death to his rival, Valdo Marx.
    Geralt had never thought of Jaskier as particularly bloodthirsty or vengeful, and yet.
    There is a lot the Witcher doesn't know about his companion.

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  5. Rec 5

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    “C’mon big guy, you need to work with us here.”

    “I’m not leaving this room until Yen’s found a cure,” Eskel maintained stubbornly.

    “She said it could take her a week! You need to eat. You need to have a bath, I can smell you from here.”

    Eskel didn’t dignify that last comment with an answer. He knew all Lambert was trying to do was press the right buttons to get Eskel to rise to the bait. No. Eskel plainly refused to leave his room until they figured out how to fix his eyes. He was blind, the Goddess be damned, and the only thing more useless than a blind witcher was - well, Eskel couldn’t come up with a worthy comparison.

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