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    The Markiplier Egos, or at least how i write them :)
    This is just gonna be various one-shots and multiple chaptered things of the Egos around the Manor :)
    May feature Jack's egos every once in a while uwu

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    So i'm doing this thing for myself where i write short fics using my vocab words in my English 2 class for the week, and i have to include all 10 vocab words in the fic. this is a thing i came up with for myself to work on my writing and stuff, so yeah. there's gonna be one of these every week.

    None of the fics are related unless specified otherwise. (but you can read them that way if you want ^^)

    The words of the week are in the end notes, and in the actual fics they're the bolded words.

    :)

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    Just a 2-part Prinxiety series I wrote on accident. lol whoops.

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    Underneath Derry, Richie Tozier is caught in the Deadlights. At that moment, across the country in the thick summer heat of Los Angeles, Henley Tozier passes out cold.

    Three minutes pass, and Eddie Kaspbrak is impaled through the chest. At that exact same time, Atticus Kaspbrak clutches at his stomach, where a knife-sharp inexplicable pain is blooming.

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    25 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is 26 years old, and he has a small (purely aesthetic) crush on openly queer comedian Richie Tozier.
    Not that anything's going to come out of it! They're just strangers, right?
    Wrong!

    Or: Eddie remembers, and everything changes.

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    24 Jan 2020

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    The internet is suddenly obsessed with both Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier the second Eddie drags Richie on twitter via tweets. Thus, a feud begins between the two celebrities; fans quickly grabbing their popcorn and awaiting for the next ‘interaction’.

    Of course, no one knows the fact that they’re actually dating.

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    23 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Vanishing Act
    Trashmouth Productions 
    ★★★★½ (10,687 ratings)

    Parental Advisory – Explicit Content
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    Vanishing Act is a weekly true crime podcast hosted by comedian Richie Tozier. Each season, Tozier explores the details of a different missing person case, with assistance from guest informant Eddie Kaspbrak. Vanishing Act has been running since summer 2013 and is on its third season.

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    23 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    This was when it clicked for Richie. He must’ve somehow traveled back in time to when Mike called him for the first time in twenty seven years. This must be a year ago when they were about to fight It. Fuck… he had to fight It again.

    Then, something else clicked. This was before Stan and Eddie died. If he played his cards correctly… he could save both of their lives.

    OR

    After having an annual reunion with the losers, Richie misses Stan and Eddie. He accidentally travels back in time to before Mike called him and he has a chance to save both of their lives.

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    23 Jan 2020