What? I don't even...

My pseuds:
I joined on:


I very rarely write fanfiction. For all that I read a ridiculous amount of it, picking up someone else's toys and playing with them makes me uncomfortable :/

When I DO write, I take forever about it. And I am apparently writing this to convince people to not read anything I've posted ...

Anyway, hopefully you like whatever manages to make it up here. Constructive criticism is always welcome, and please feel free to point out any typos or egregious errors. If I didn't weed them out before the work was posted, I am highly unlikely to notice them on my own.