IlloustriousTaco

fear me grin



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    Every child learns in school that the Seven Great Mages sealed Monsterkind long ago in order to protect humans. The Seven Great Mages still lead society all these generations later, revered almost as gods. It has been a golden age for humanity, of peace and prosperity so long as no one goes against the will of the Mages.

    This isn't a story about them though, this is a story about Frisk.

    Frisk knows enough to know that when the mages come, run to the mountain.

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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    They promise to stay together. Life makes it hard, but they always find a way. In their grief, in their growth, they make a promise.

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    11 Aug 2020

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    After yet another matchmaking session gone awry, Tsundere Sect Leader gets hit with a "fuck or itch forever in your unmentionables" curse. The cure is cum. Lots of cum. In other words, a three-day-long gangbang with other men of suitably high cultivation. Wangxian and 3zun gladly step in to do the honors.

    I am open to ideas for the next chapter! Please check the detailed warnings in the chapter notes if you are concerned about any of the tags.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    In which the mighty Hanguang-jun suffers from the feared Empty Nest Syndrome, which - much to Wei Wuxian's delight and amusement - soon turns into a simultaneous bad case of Baby Fever.

    or: after finding their happy ending, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian have the opportunity to expand their little family.

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    06 Aug 2020

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    The Yiling Patriarch makes a bargain with the cultivation world. He'll give them the power to defeat Wen Ruohan. No more death. No more war.

    All he wants in return is Lan Wangji.

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    04 Aug 2020

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    Framed by the soft morning light, sleek hair swept back and pale blue robes not even slightly rumpled, he looks almost inhuman.

    He looks like the last person who should be knocking on Wei Wuxian’s door.

    In which Wei Wuxian is a curse worker secretly searching for a lost dragon, Lan Wangji is his new assistant, and the two things may not be entirely unrelated.

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    04 Aug 2020