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    PRESIDENT’S SON AND PRINCE OF ENGLAND FALL IN SOUL SLEEP AT IDENTICAL TIMES

    Yesterday at exactly 12:23 PM in Austin, TX, Alex Claremont-Diaz faints while giving a speech to young voters. At 6:23 PM in London, Prince Henry collapses into his brother’s arms at Queen Mary’s 80th birthday celebration. Watch these two clips of Alex Claremont-Diaz and Prince Henry side by side and see for yourself! The whole world is left wondering: coincidence or soulmates?

     

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    Meeting your soulmate starts with a tug and ends with an ultimatum: a Soul Sleep. The rules are simple. You fall into a coma together until you get your shit together.

    Surprising no one, it takes a substantially long time for Alex and Henry to get their shit together.

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    01 Feb 2024

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    If he stays here, in this Manor, in this world, Draco will go mad. Provided he doesn’t kill himself first, and that’s been quite the tempting option since he was fifteen. 

    Or, Draco slowly gets his life back together after sitting around in Azkaban for a few months. He wasn't exactly expecting to be freed, or to live for that matter. Forgive him if he takes a while to get used to the idea, for not letting his friends know that he is, in fact, alive. For not getting in contact with his mother, for not immediately dealing with a wretched bonding curse, his inconsistent mental health, and, of course, not issuing any apologizes after the war.

    The latter certainly would've helped him when Hermione infects his house with one Harry Potter.

    Featuring a sassy, plant-loving house elf, Kingsley as everyone's favorite father figure, gossipy shop owners, Draco completely unsure of how he's supposed to deal with a heart broken Harry, Pansy on the verge of several murders, Hermione as a Ministry Mind Healer (read, the one who decides who the Ministry hires), an over emotional Theo, Blaise as the lovely wine aunt, Ron just trying to be a Good Dad, and a weird relationship with the ocean of all things.

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    17 Jun 2023

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    “You guys are just salty that you lost. Wait until Tim gets back, he’ll agree with me.” Impulse insisted.

    Wonder Girl gave him an incredulous look, “No he won't. It’s Mario Kart and he’s Tim, you know he’ll definitely agree with me and Kon. Especially because you used your superspeed to cheat!”

    Bernard noticed that all their controllers matched their superhero theme. (Oh my God, they’re nerds).

    Impulse stomped his foot. Actually stomped it, like a toddler.

    Bernard decided he should probably make his presence known before their argument descended into a full out super-powered fight and wrecked Tim’s apartment.

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    In the aftermath of discovering Tim is Red Robin, Bernard accidentally meets Tim's friends.

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    02 Apr 2023

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    Hobbit AU where everything is the same except Maglor shows up to yell at Gandalf and Thranduil about the stupidity of going to war over a shiny rock.

    Tolkien Villains Week: Corrupted Men and Dwarves

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    16 Jul 2022

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    In his defense, Bilbo never thought anyone other than Frodo or Sam was actually going to read the thing.

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    02 Jul 2022