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    “All rise for the King Under the Mountain, Thorin the Second Oakenshield,” Balin announced. The assembled dwarves rose, a respective silence filling the courtroom. As Thorin swept his gaze over them once more, the sound of a pin’s dropping could have been heard in the hush. “Bleh,” Laslûna declared, then shook her rattle.
    A typical day for Thorin does usually proceed like this: Get up at sunrise, have breakfast with Bilbo, attempt to spoon porridge or berries into Laslûna’s mouth and laugh when it gets all over her face, dress for court, go out and actually hold court or attend councils or many other bureaucratic situations. Today, however, there is a slight change: the members of Thorin’s family have highly packed schedules for the day, leaving Little Luna without a minder. This was how Thorin came to be holding court with an extremely adorable, mildly cantankerous, but most especially vocal infant on his knee. Not that he was complaining.

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    Bilbo returned to the Shire broken-hearted, though not quite alone, knowing only that Fili and Kili lived and the line of Durin was secure, so long as no one ever learned of the late King Under the Mountain's dirty little secret.

    Only, as it turns out, "late" wasn't a very accurate descriptor of one Thorin Oakenshield at all.

    Or, the one where Bilbo hears about ten thousand embarrassing stories from Thorin's childhood courtesy of Dis, Thorin is more guilt than Dwarf, and Frodo charms half of Middle Earth before his first birthday.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
    Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    Nine months after leaving with an utterly shattered heart, Bilbo returns to Erebor to find out if it can possibly be pieced back together.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    The Fell Winter destroyed Billanna (also known as Billa) Baggin's small hobbit family, as her parents were murdered and she kidnapped by orcs. However, she is saved by a familiar group of dwarves which, after deliberation (and Thorin's younger sister giving him grief) Billa joins the family of Durin. As the years pass, relationships are brought into light, and with quests thrown in, it seems a quiet life is a little hard to find for a hobbit among dwarves.

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    30 Mar 2020