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    “It's not where you take things from- it's where you take them to.” ― Jean-Luc Godard

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  1. Rec 5

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    The untold tale of how Nandor the Relentless "twice turned the Euphrates itself red with blood".

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    17 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    “I’m not upset that you killed your familiar. I’m upset that I didn’t know that you liked to fuck your familiars.”

    Wherein Guillermo discovers that Nandor has very particular tastes when it comes to familiars, and the revelation shifts the shade of his servitude forever.

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    13 Dec 2020

  3. Rec 59

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    SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 FINALE 'NOUVEAU THÉÂTRE DES VAMPIRES’

    “Don’t care what the fuck your name is. We had to pick up our own laundry!”

    The words tumble out of Nandor’s mouth before he can stop them, and he immediately realises two things.

    First, he definitely should not have said that. There were a myriad of phrases he could’ve and should’ve used, including - especially - ‘thank you’, but gratitude hasn’t been his overwhelming response to anything in almost 800 years of existence, so it wasn’t exactly easy to utilise now.

    (Also, Nandor reasons that he should be cut some slack given that he just witnessed his familiar - his soft-spoken, submissive, puny human familiar - slaughter an entire theatre of vampires like it was nothing. Excuse him if his brain was having trouble.)

    The second thing was that he was harder than he had ever been in his life, living or undead.

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    set immediately after the season 2 finale. i wrote this in a frenzy over two days on my phone...and it's the first fic i've written in over 12 years...and the first Naughty thing i've ever written....i just love this dumb show so much lmao anyway enjoy!!

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    22 Jun 2020

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    Y'all this fic... this fic GENUINELY has everything. This fic is iconic. This fic belongs in the LOUVRE. Nandor being an egotistical duncecap? Check. Nandor being murder horny? Check. Nandor being murder horny FOR SLAYER GUILLERMO? CHECK. Nandor being so dense he doesn't even realize he's in love until the last minute and then his brain short circuits from Every Emotion At Once? Check. Guillermo topping??? FUCKING CHECK!! Not to mention it is the most hilarious and in-character Nandor POV I have ever read and I have read some GOOD ONES. Wow. Wow.

  4. Rec 8

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    Nandor has had blocks of good old days.

    They stretch to kingdoms falling, nations rising, icebergs melting, forests growing.

    They stretch to one human life.

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    30 May 2020

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    Read this if you want to like, die. In a good way.

  5. Rec 19

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    The Matrix was trying to do something, they just didn't know what. That is, until they summoned someone into their midst.

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    The demon summoning trope has been inverted into something else.

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    28 May 2020