Irrealia

Magical White-Haired Princess



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    Things that happen to Rose Tyler after Doomsday, many of which are not particularly cheerful but then, they wouldn't be, would they?

    Title courtesy of Book 1 of Paradise Lost:

      [Satan] call'd so loud, that all the hollow Deep
      Of Hell resounded. Princes, Potentates,
      Warriers, the Flowr of Heav'n, once yours, now lost,
      If such astonishment as this can sieze
      Eternal spirits; or have ye chos'n this place
      After the toyl of Battel to repose
      Your wearied vertue, for the ease you find
      To slumber here, as in the Vales of Heav'n?
      Or in this abject posture have ye sworn
      To adore the Conquerour? who now beholds
      Cherube and Seraph rowling in the Flood
      With scatter'd Arms and Ensigns, till anon
      His swift pursuers from Heav'n Gates discern
      Th' advantage, and descending tread us down
      Thus drooping, or with linked Thunderbolts
      Transfix us to the bottom of this Gulfe.
      Awake, arise, or be for ever fall'n.
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    Stories written to fill prompts for Doctor Who kinkmemes... after I've decided I'm willing to 'fess up to the stories ;)

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    Taking any and all suggestions for a better title for this.

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  1. Rec 5

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    He likes them best as poor substitutions.

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    14 May 2021

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    Danni wrote this for me and it's so many things that have been in my head for so long and it's so perfect and beautiful and just a little bit awful and I love it so much I'm crying.

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    Draco finds his way after the war.

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    09 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    What better means of revenge than seducing your enemy’s boyfriend? Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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    06 May 2021

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    “You’re telling me you wouldn’t let me?” Harry asked, and Severus felt just then that he would let Harry Potter do absolutely anything to him. “And you call me Potter.”

    “Habit,” he gasped back.

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    One-shot. Snape and Harry meet at a memorial two years after the final battle. And then they meet again, three years later. And then four years. And then Harry asks him out to the Hog's Head, and things get out of hand.

    Featuring: Hot Auror Harry. Oh no.

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    07 Apr 2021

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    The only bottom Severus I believe in.

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Harry's tired of Snape's bad teaching. So Gryffindor House takes it upon themselves to teach Snape a little lesson. Or at least, to make his job grading a little harder. But they should've remembered that Snape fights dirty...

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    11 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING