Iselmyr

A picture of asphodel flowers, white and lily-like



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    I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.

    Enjoy!

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    27 Sep 2019

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    A truly excellent work of satire.

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    Three Sondheim London premieres that they attend together, one they don't, and one that isn't a premiere at all (but Aziraphale doesn't mind).

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    10 Jul 2019

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    Batman takes in a boy whose parents turned him out and trains him to be the next Robin. The twist is that the boy has bat DNA, which gives him some superhuman powers. Then, the Joker breaks out of Arkham.

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    06 Jul 2019

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    This fic is officially on hiatus as I sort out my life and all that boring stuff.

    Ever since Harry was little, he's had recurring dreams of being with someone else, someone who's little more than a ghost. After doing some reading on it in the school library, he'd decided it was his version of having an invisible friend. Except as he turns eleven, it turns out his dreams are closer to reality than he'd ever thought. What happens when he meets his dream companion, for so many years his only friend, for the first time in the waking world?

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    21 Jun 2018

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    I am suuuuch a sucker for Tom and Harry being in each others' heads and fiercely protective of one another. Didn't love the introduction to Hermione, but the Being/Mine sections are so gooood.

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    It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    SO GOOD

    quite possibly the best fic with harry homeless I've ever read, and it never goes into mainstream wizarding society and gets all disappointing!! aaaa I love this