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    That one where hobbits have liberal ideas of marriage, and polyandry is a thing. Fem!Bilbo. Pairing Bilbo/Company, or at least she thinks so.

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    While there were many downsides to being an unmarried lass in the Shire, at least back home Bilbo would never have been accused of fathering the child of a dwarven prince. Of course, she can't tell the truth, because Kíli's actual lover isn't exactly likely to gain Thorin's favor - not that anyone else seems to care what she has in her trousers.

    Now she just has to survive jealous dwarves and embarrassing discussions until either Tauriel returns to the mountain or Thorin gets over himself. Or herself, Bilbo hasn't exactly asked yet.

    Now what's an honorable hobbit lass to do? And where do you find one around here?

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    “You’ve spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you’re paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn’t follow.”

    “It does if you’re a dwarf,” he said beginning to grin.

    Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Set post-eagle flight and the battle with Azog. UST.

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    Bella Baggins has her mother's wanderlust and her father's business sense. We all know how the trip to the Lonely Mountain ought to go...

    Betaed by my wonderful Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, who puts up with my wild flights of fancy with very good grace.

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    Nori brings his girlfriend on the quest, only to realize his brother wants a piece.

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