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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Snatching Martin's notebook in an attempt to cheer him up might not have been the best idea Tim's ever had. But when he gets first hand experience of just how big Martin is and how easily he can pin him down, he can't exactly claim to be sorry.

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    22 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Butcher can’t believe this.

    “Who the fuck is that?” he hauls MM aside to ask, earning an unimpressed glare and a begrudging glance in the direction he’s indicating. They’re still at the hotel, but Butcher has a TV appearance tonight and they’re apparently short on the security detail.

    “That’s Hughie. New hire.”

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    28 Jul 2020

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    Jaskier is no stranger to falling in love. In fact, he would call himself uniquely qualified in matters of the heart, given his roles as a bard, a poet and an accomplished appreciator of men, women and - well, all those under the sun, really, he’d always fancied himself an equal opportunity lover.
    But falling for Geralt of Rivia still blindsides him.
    His first, slightly hysterical thought, is that he has to stop sleeping with Geralt.

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    Or the one where Jaskier and Geralt have been fucking for years, when Jaskier realises he's in love. It all goes downhill from there.

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    04 Jun 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Jaskier stared up at the blue sky, watching the clouds move weightlessly through the air.  He breathed in the sweet scent of the tall grass around them and rolled onto his side to pluck one of the wildflowers from its stalk.

    “Have you ever wondered what it is like to be a flower, Geralt?” he asked, glancing over at his travel companion who was carefully cleaning his blade.

    Geralt didn’t bother to look up from his task.  “No,” was all he offered as he inspected his work.

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    Jaskier insists on using extended metaphors about flowers to express his affection for Geralt. Geralt has a much more succinct way of showing his affections.

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    03 Jun 2020

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    The girl rolls her eyes at him. “If you’re just going to stand here ogling the witcher, maybe go and do it out of the way.”

    “Ogling.” Jaskier scoffs. “Who’s ogling?”

    She looks unimpressed. “Have you told him you want him to fuck you?”

    (A love song.)

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    02 Jun 2020