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    A series of often porny, loosely-connected one shots that explore Justin's assertion that there is "nothing and almost no one" he and Brian haven't done.

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    08 Jul 2020

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    Geralt has now been officially divorced for longer than he has been married. Eskel and Lambert celebrate by buying him a session with a professional cuddler named Jaskier. Sometimes a little human contact can change everything

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    12 Jun 2020

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    Dear Mr. Rivia,

    Thank you again for applying to volunteer with Buttercup Bakery! As you discussed over the phone with my assistant, your volunteer hours will be 4:00AM-9:00AM Mondays and Thursdays, and 4:00AM-11:00AM on Saturdays.
    When you arrive on Monday, park anywhere you like in front of the bakery and come around the alley on the right, the side door will be unlocked and waiting for you.

    I look forward to making your acquaintance!
    Chef Julian Pankratz
    Owner and Head Baker of Buttercup Bakery

    Geralt had a minor brush with the law, and really it was just a teeny tiny bit of accidental breaking and entering which was justified in context, so with Yennefer's help he gets off with a warning. And a requirement of community service to retain custody of his daughter. At Ciri's urging he applies to volunteer for her favorite bakery, Buttercup Bakery, and meets the eccentric owner with eyes a color he's never seen before... until he walks outside and sees the color of the sky has changed from a dull gray to a bright brilliant blue.

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    11 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Geralt finds Jaskier’s porn. A surprising amount of the videos are about him.

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    05 Apr 2020

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    Geralt had a rule: he refused to accept anything but coin for his work, no matter what was being offered to him. So when a man offered him a creature by the name of Jaskier, he elected to say no. After several incidents left the two no choice but to become traveling companions when they are forced to go on the run, things begin to change between the pair as they struggle to find a way for Jaskier to return to his home.

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    26 Mar 2020

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