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    It's illogical to deprive the body of necessary nutrition, but old habits can be hard to break.

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    Whatever he had predicted might happen, Jon wasn't expecting to survive upon demolishing the Panopticon. He certainly wasn't expecting to be rescued.

    Instead, he wakes up in an alternative universe where he's never been the Archivist, and Martin Blackwood doesn't exist.

    Martin Blackwood wakes up somewhere else entirely.

    Written as part of the RQBB 2020 Challenge, with art by the fantastic Aspen! (@asortofloficharm)

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    19 Oct 2020

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    Dumbass crew newbie hides in the vents and makes a friend. In unrelated news, local impostor is having a really weird day.

    "You've got something there," Green motions to Black's chest, which has a splat of dark liquid across it. 

    "It's… oil. From the, you know. The rear axial. Distributor." He waves at a panel on the wall, a panel which Green thought was an extra trash chute, but evidently not.

    "Thanks," Green says, and means it. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually cares about getting us all out of here alive, you know?"

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    18 Oct 2020

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    'Sexy eye cult celibate?' Martin began to type and then hurriedly backspaced. Best to be specific.

    'Can eye priests have sex,' he revised, and clicked enter.

     

    In which Martin accidentally joins a cult, but quickly realizes he's in need of salvation. Hijinks ensue.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    "Being ‘The Undying Lord’ isn’t even dad’s day job. So it’s got to be a big problem for them to jump in," Rainer explains.

    “Wait, what’s his day job?”

    “Taking down other necromancers for the Raven Queen.”

    Fitzroy stares at her. Rainer stares back.

    “You’re fucking with me,” Fitzroy says.

    “I am one hundred percent not fucking with you,” Rainer says.

    (Or, asking your friend's dad if you can borrow their undead skeleton army, please, we need it for reasons.)

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    15 Oct 2020