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    2095. Britain is a post-apocalyptic wasteland ravaged by droughts, the collapse of civilisation, and hordes of the undead. Despite that, Aziraphale’s life is actually pretty good. He has his caravan, his books, and his work, offering his services to the men who stop by Tadfield on their arduous journey north.
    One day, a mysterious stranger knocks on his door. Crowley is charming and handsome and he appears to know his way around a vegetable garden. He comes with the tempting offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. But it’s in Aziraphale’s best interest not to get too attached.

    A dystopian cottagecore sex worker AU.

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    14 Sep 2023

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    When the demon Crowley invites himself as Aziraphale's plus one for Aziraphale's sister's wedding, who is he to object? They may not have known each for long (has it only been a few days? Feels longer), but it will certainly make it easier to endure having to spend time with the rest of his family.

    Plus, this mean he will get to have mind-blowing sex again. And again. And again.

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    14 Sep 2023

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    After the surprising success of his debut novel, freshly acclaimed author A. Z. Fell is unable to return to writing. During his desperate search for a way to unlock the stories that are caught inside him, he meets a mysterious stranger who might be able to hand him the key.
    If Aziraphale is willing to enter into an agreement.

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    18 Jun 2022

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have begun their new lives together in a cottage in the South Downs, and they‘re both looking forward to time spent in quiet, domestic bliss. But Aziraphale begins to notice something odd: It's hard for him to pay for anything...

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    17 Jun 2022

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    Anthony J. Crowley knew he looked like a walking mid-life crisis. The tight jeans, half-up bun and sunglasses positively screamed ‘I left my wife for the babysitter and bought a vintage car just to feel alive again.’ In an adaptation of his life, he’d be played by Hugh Grant. He looked like a divorcee desperate for action, and it didn’t help that he was currently standing outside a nightclub surrounded by drunk twenty-year-olds. But Crowley wasn’t here for a good time tonight. He was on a rescue mission.

    Crowley has been rescuing his friend Aziraphale over and over again for a decade. Hopelessly in love, ready to jump at a moment’s notice when he was needed. When Aziraphale finally breaks up with his partner, Crowley is there to help him through what’s looking to be one hell of a mid-life crisis. Things could finally change. If he manages not to mess it up again.

    A human AU with a whole forest’s worth of pining squeezed into a single day.

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    19 Apr 2022