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Paddocked by JoseyxNeko for SkyAsimaru
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2024
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Crowley comes across Azshearaphale locked in a shed with a conveniently placed hole in the side.
Or does he?
Crack prompt: Locked in
**READ THE TAGS**
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- Part 24 of Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale
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Sheepbari by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Feb 2024
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Crowley gets a knock on his door from four pre-teens claiming to have caught his sheep. He makes the best of the situation.
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Joint winner of the 'Thank you for my pornography' award for the OLHTS Not-Very-Nice and Anatomically-Inaccurate Prophecies 'What happened here?!' prompt.
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- Part 22 of Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale
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The Eric Factory by JoseyxNeko for WaldosAkimbo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Dec 2023
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Hell has an Eric problem: there isn't enough of them. Where do they come from? How do they reproduce? Well you're finding out whether you want to or not.
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Twice Bitten, Once Shy by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Nov 2023
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Crowley is the new Alpha in Tadfield and on the opening day of his new shop a very angelic Omega walks in. They hit it off right away, and- what a coincidence! They both have seventeen year old sons. Their mateship is guaranteed, so long as their sons can get along.
What could possibly go wrong?Warlock is the new kid in Tadfield, and on the first day of school a boy with a mop of dirty blond hair makes fun of his name. They butt heads right away, but what a coincidence! Their dads both want them to meet their new love interests. Their rivalry is guaranteed, so long as they don't get along.
What could possibly go right?Included in the GOmegaverse Vol 2 Zine.
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[Multivoice Podfic] Annunciate This by Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), SkyAsimaru, with (Literarion), with (tehren) for CopperBeech, Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2023
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CopperBeech & Twilightcitysky's summary:
On an idle, post-Nopocalyptic afternoon in the bookshop, Gabriel, to no one’s delight, manifests in full fig. Heaven and Hell are ready to move on from an adversarial footing, and he’s chosen the renegade angel and demon for a critical role in the truce.
It doesn’t go quite the way he hopes.
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Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale by Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, SkyAsimaru
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Noel's House Party (TV)
14 Mar 2024
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Formerly 'Farmyard Crack'
A series of one shots following Human!Crowley's relationship and antics with Sheep!Aziraphale (Azshearaphale), sometimes Cow!Crowley (Mooley), and every time Farmer!Shadwell.
- Words:
- 41,920
- Works:
- 28
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Getting It Wrong by JoseyxNeko
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2020
- Words:
- 2,337
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Cursed Crack Universe by JoseyxNeko
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2020
- Words:
- 2,401
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Ineffable Idiots (Bureaucracy and Husbands) by JoseyxNeko
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Mar 2020
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A comedy series of stories revolving around the Ineffable Husbands, and their run-ins with Ineffable Bureaucracy. Or maybe it's the other way round?
All stories make sense as standalones. However, some jokes span across multiple stories.
- Words:
- 48,700
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 52
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A leader, honest, who didn’t just tell people what they wanted to hear.
All the reasons that Aziraphale had been tapped on the shoulder and told to lead the upcoming merger between Eden and Harvery-Edwards-Lincoln. All wildly incorrect, and that was a good thing. He was going to say whatever he had to to get through this dreadful process.
Of course, he hadn't been anticipating a certain Anthony Crowley, lawyer and most irritating man alive, to be sat on the other side of the table. Which would be completely manageable if he wasn't also gorgeous.
Which was more than just a minor distraction.
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Aziraphale is trying very hard to be professional while Crowley is trying very hard to not be.
Bookmarked by JoseyxNeko
06 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale bumps into his awful ex and his current boyfriend during a party. To face them seems daunting, until a handsome stranger offers to pose as Aziraphale's boyfriend, if only for moral support.
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Presque Vu: On the Tip of the Tongue
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- Part 10 of the only gold
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,784
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 169
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Bookmarked by JoseyxNeko
09 Feb 2024
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The Antichrist On The Bus by crepesandoysters
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2022
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Taking care of a six-month-old baby is no easy task, and taking care of the baby-sized version of what will eventually become the Antichrist is arguably even harder. Crowley and Aziraphale — newly self-appointed godparents — can certainly testify to that.
So you can't really blame them for having temporarily misplaced said Antichrist on a London city bus, right? Could happen to anyone, after all.
Bookmarked by JoseyxNeko
18 Jun 2022
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Animal Husbandry by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2019
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Prompt: Basically just give me poor snek boy having a hard time and ideally Aziraphale looking after him. hurt/comfort extermely wanted but honestly? If you just wanna make Crowley suffer then have at it!
Summary: Aziraphale is in love with Crowley. He can't express it, so instead to quietly tends to Crowley's various serpentine needs without his knowledge instead.
Excerpt: Aziraphale had never intended to become a casual herpetologist, it had just happened over the centuries. Crowley was such a needy snake, regardless of the fact that he would never admit to it. He required a rather strict feeding schedule which took ages to acclimate too, and then there was acclimation itself. Aziraphale had spent so much time arranging his bookshop: the sunny space by the window was precisely ninety degrees in full sun but eighty-five without, whereas his reading room was maintained at a cool and comfortable seventy-five degrees.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,494
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 166
- Kudos:
- 2,523
- Bookmarks:
- 516
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Bookmarked by JoseyxNeko
04 May 2022
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Aziraphale is a spoiled, pampered Himalayan who lives in the lap of luxury. That is, until his Miss dies and he is taken by her niece to live in the small country village of Tadfield. He's determined to hate it, but a meeting with a rather lovely short haired tortoise shell named Crowley puts a rather large crimp in his plans.
Crowley's been a stray all her life, forced to masquerade as a tom to keep herself safe. It's automatic, these days. But then a fluffy angel of a cat moves into town, and Crowley finds herself wanting to spill her deepest secret.
Bookmarked by JoseyxNeko
10 Mar 2022