KHansen



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    14,659
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    4
  2. Summary

    While being pursued by a monster the likes of which they’ve never seen, Geralt, Ciri, and Jaskier attempt to escape into another universe. When the portal collapses with Jaskier still in it, he’s thrown off course and someplace that looks similar to home, but is just a little to the left of normal. Now, Geralt and Ciri must travel the multiverse to find him, before the monster catches up to them and devours them all.

    Words:
    234,649
    Works:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    183
  3. Summary

    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier is determined to prove to himself that he’s not a burden to anyone and ends up on a journey that pushes him to his limits and takes him back to his very roots. Meanwhile, Geralt is trying to reconcile with his bard and still support Cirilla, even with Nilfgaard’s growing presence through the Continent. All of them become involved in a war they wanted no part in, fighting side by side for very different things against soldiers clad in black armor and mages that threaten the lives of any who aren’t human. It’s up to Jaskier, Geralt, and Cirilla to save the Continent and all the people living on it, human and elf alike.

    Words:
    111,293
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    130

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

      The malodour was almost unbearable as he opened the door with one hand and held his breath behind his other hand. His facial features were scrunched—and so it took him longer than he should have to see the horrifying, scaly, massive corpse blocking his front door.
      With slitted eyes, he glimpsed row upon row of iridescent scales splattered with drying blood. Long, thin spikes on a humped back. Sharp, conical teeth in gaping jaws. Very sharp, deadly
    teeth
      He screamed at the top of his voice. Slammed the door shut and staggered away.
      He shrieked, "Monster!"

    ________________________

    Jaskier lives alone in a cottage in the woods, selling handmade jewelry in the nearby town for a living. His solitary existence is uneventful, until he wakes up one day to find a dead wyvern on his doorstep, left there by an even more menacing creature. But when the creature later returns to his cottage, he discovers that it isn't so menacing after all--and befriends it.

    (Originally a twitfic at @giddytf2, edited and formatted into 6 chapters posted daily.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,917
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    769
    Bookmarks:
    165
    Hits:
    5791

    24 Apr 2021

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What did you give me?” he growls, burying his fear beneath a burst of anger. The room around them splinters, making gravity an uncertain principle: vertigo makes him drool and he spits, falling over, digging his fingers into the ground in a futile effort to make everything just stop spinning. “Oh fuck, wha’ ‘id you do t’me?” he slurs out past a suddenly numb tongue. The icy burn has spread out from his throat and chest to take over his whole body, sending lightning strikes of pain zinging up and down his limbs.
    “You’ll find out soon enough, I think.”


    Yennefer is healing after Sodden, trying to pull her chaos back inside herself. She doesn't actually have time to chase down wayward bards, much less take care of the child-sized version of one she's never particularly liked all that well. She really is quite tired of being forced to save this fool.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,024
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    680
    Bookmarks:
    130
    Hits:
    9333

    23 Apr 2021

  3. Rec 31

    Summary

    contains exactly what you see on the box, eskel gets pegged and this is my cinematic universe for it :^)

    Words:
    78,707
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    31

    16 Apr 2021

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier reached into his pocket, fingers grasping around the little box. He pulled it out with what he hoped was a romantic flourish, flipping it open to reveal the simple gold band inside. “Geralt,” he said, confidently, cooly, like this wasn’t terrifying, “Will you marry me?”

    Geralt and Jaskier have been playing this game for nearly a year, now: staging a proposal in an expensive restaurant to see if they can get a meal on the house. But pretending to be engaged to the person you're secretly in love with is starting to take its toll on both of them - especially when they're caught in the act.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,222
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    459
    Kudos:
    717
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    8379

    08 Apr 2021

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    614
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    2390

    03 Apr 2021