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    “Well, it’s a really interesting, mildly depressing story,” David tries to explain. “I, uh. Seem to have-. Left. At least one or two singular cells in New York, with the girl I was seeing just before we lost everything. When we came here, I tried to call her. She was the only person I called, actually. And she never answered the phone to tell me she was-.” He isn’t totally sure what’s most appropriate way to end that sentence.

    “Pregnant with your baby?” Patrick finishes, with absolutely no judgement in his voice.

    “Yeah,” David says, voice strained. “That.”

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    A little boy with the Rose Family Eyebrows shows up at the motel.

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    Jack breathed. Once, twice.
    You can do it. You just have to tell George about you and Bittle, and you'll feel so much better.
    George beat him to it, though.

    “Eric Bittle, your old teammate. I want him with the Falcs, the minute he graduates.”

    Well, now he couldn’t talk, could he.

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  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    This is inspired by a Tumblr post about the difference between having a nickname everyone around you uses versus when someone uses your first name with the group that usually uses the nickname. Jack decides to come out about his relationship with Bitty except he doesn't call him Bitty...

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    16 Aug 2022

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    Jack had first heard of Eric Bittle when he became the first out NCAA men's hockey captain. Then Bittle signed with Toronto, becoming the first out NHL player. That's how Jack met him.

    Now he's being traded to the Falconers, which means that he and Jack need to have a conversation. Because they've done a lot more than meet since then.

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    Eric Bittle, of Bitty's Bakery, is very excited to have been chosen as a contestant for the Food Network Challenge. He's even more excited to find out that he's making a cake for the NHL new-Cup winners, the Falconers.

    Jack Zimmerman, of the Falconers, doesn't know anything about cake, and will be the first to tell you that he feels wholly unqualified to judge a cake-making competition. At least Alexei is there to help ease things a little. Honestly, all he's really expecting is to be very awkward on camera for the entire segment, and to eat a lot of cake that's not really in his diet plan.

    That's how it starts.

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