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    “We will go through this list, which details every milestone a couple must accomplish before they get married. At the end, if we find that we checked off every single to-do item while we were just friends, we will make the reasonable decision and get married.”

    After one week of dating and twenty years of friendship, Colin and Penelope play a game to determine whether or not to continue delaying the inevitable.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    He’s buying them all soon, anyway. They could throw her in as a premium. It’s not like she’s really theirs.

    (or Lukas Matsson develops an unhealthy obsession with Kendall's daughter, Sophie.)

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    24 Dec 2023

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    Felicity: And you know what Hy?

    hyacinth: what, felicity?

    Felicity: After Geoffrey helped me and Penelope move my stuff out of my dorm last year, Penelope pulled me aside and told me that she thought he was a keeper.

    hyacinth: wow, felicity! what an interesting insight into what your sister values in a partner

    hyacinth: i, for one, am learning a lot about penelope in this exchange

    Felicity: Yes, not a lot of people know this about her!

    colin: can you both please get back to work

    A look at the Bridgerton family (& co.) group chats as they engage in a casual little wager over Colin and his good friend, Penelope Featherington.

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    17 Oct 2023

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    A boy gains a dragon and loses an eye.

    A girl loses her mother in Essos and then moves to Westeros where she loses her mother's dragon, (and also her uncle), but gains three stepbrothers and a stepmother in the span of a week.

    Aemond wants to feel sorry for himself, but Rhaena Targaryen has to be the most unlucky girl in the world, and he feels a little bad about his part in her misfortune. Just a little. Mutilation is not the best starting point for a friendship, or a marriage, or any kind of relationship, really, but Aemond is an expert at making do.

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    Or, why no one in the entire Seven Kingdoms believes Aemond Targaryen when he says that Vhagar ate Luke by accident.

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    10 Oct 2023

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    "Nag? No. A bad wife nags. A good wife advises," Tyrion said. "And you are a very good wife."

    "Thank you, my lord," Sansa said.

    "Now comes the part where you tell me I'm a very good husband."

    "You are passable, my lord," she said, and Tyrion laughed.

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    16 Sep 2023