Kati_with_an_i



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    Eric Bittle (Soon to be captain of the Samwell Men's Hockey team, almost Senior) meets Jack Zimmermann (Actual Captain of the Falconers, Stanley Cup winner, Hockey God) in a crowded bar on a Sunday night.

    The attraction is instantaneous.

    But it's crazy, right? There's no such thing as love at first sight.

    So Bitty and Jack agree to date for three months and see if, after they get to know each other for real, they still feel the same (though Bitty's pretty sure Jack is already planning the wedding...).

    Like, this might actually all work out, eh?

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    “You are fucking infuriating!” Keith screeches suddenly, and his voice is no longer smooth like butter, it’s grating like nails on a chalkboard. It hurts. It has Lance’s ears ringing with pain, his entire head throbbing with the worst migraine of his life. “I don’t want to have sex with you, I’m trying to eat you!”

    “Eat? Me?” Lance croaks. Realization dawns on him far, far too late. “Oh, shit.”

    “Are you stupid? What kind of idiot would stumble across me and think mermaid? I’m almost the size of a Great White! I have rows of teeth and claws! Everything about me screams predator, I am not your sweet and soft maiden of the sea here to fulfill your fantasies!”

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    Lance stumbles across a siren and decides to negotiate for his life with his slutty, slutty body. He's also highkey into it though... because he's always fantasized about being with a mermaid and this isn't all that different, aside from the teeth and claws, and the manic marathon sex.

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    A silly party game turned spicy ends up making your dreams come true.

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    Somehow, Izuku's wet dreams and a Pro Hero Shouto body pillow lead to getting the actual Shouto Todoroki into his bed. He probably shouldn't question it too much.

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    Black Hat is tired of this problem with his abnormal system and natural acid fluids, so he orders Dr. Flug to invent him a condom that doesn't ruin with his rather poisonous cum.

    However… no merchandise is delivered without quality testing, right?

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