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    “I asked you a question.” The gang member says quietly, pulling the side of his blazer back. The move looks so natural Jimin hardly thinks much of it, but then the gang member’s bracelets glitter and his attention rivets to his wrist – that’s when Jimin finally notices the shiny metal wink of his gun.

    OR the one where Jimin is a prostitute that gets offered up as a sacrifice. The gang member in charge of his execution has other ideas.

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    oH
    I FUCHKED UP
    I FU
    UCKED UP
    YOUR'E NOT NAMJOON

    yeah
    what I've been trying to tell you

    or

    the one in which Jimin accidentally texts the guy he has a crush on

     

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    15 Oct 2019

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    Winston tries to open a channel for emergencies. With the members of this new Overwatch, it goes about as well as you'd expect. (But I mean, last time it didn't go much better.)

    UPDATE: Last chapter is just a 50 page doc of how the story would have ended.

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    31 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    “You’re not my daddy, McCree!”
    “Well, maybe you need one to teach you some goddamn manners!”
    “Are you volunteering?”

    Or, how Jesse McCree somehow allowed himself to be seduced by Hana “D.Va” Song and found out a lot of things about himself he didn’t know.

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    20 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    "Fine. If he wants to deal with a crying little kid and offer her ice cream and hello kitty Band-Aids for her scraped knees or whatever he thinks is wrong with her, let him. Bet he’ll never try it again.

    'No one wants to fuck me,' she blurts out.

    That… wasn’t exactly what she meant to say."
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    Wherein D.Va is really, really horny and just wants someone to bang her. plzkthx. Enter Soldier:76, the true American hero.

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