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“So you’re telling me.. that you’ve been fucking the same guy through his heat for.. how many years now?”
“Seven.” Ten rubbed his hand over his face. He knew his new roommate would react this way.
“Seven,” Yangyang repeated, completely deadpanned.
“Seven,” Ten exhaled loudly through his nose. “It sounds weird when you say it like that though.”
“You mean when I say it like it is? In a factual manner? You do realise that seven years is more than half a decade right? A DECADE, Ten.”
Ten is an alpha working as Kun's omega carer, helping Kun through his heats. As Ten enters the next stage of his life (COLLEGE!) and resigns from his job, both of them have to navigate the new terms of their friendship and struggle to figure out their feelings for each other along the way.
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The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Part-time Wizard by Kill3rWhal3D1ck
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
20 Dec 2020
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While other teenagers took after-school classes in piano and Taekwondo, Jung Sungchan took after-school classes in witchcraft and wizardry at the National Education Of Newbloods (NEON) Programme. It was alot of work for sure, but he managed to cope, usually.
What he HAD trouble coping with was Lee Donghyuck, the Hogwarts student tutor who Sungchan had the slightest crush on.
Not that it mattered. Donghyuck never saw him that way and would never see him that way and that was FINE.
Fast forward five years and Sungchan discovers that his new roommate Jisung is a newblood just like him. As Sungchan watches Jisung's clumsy induction into the Wizarding World and his equally clumsy courtship of one Zhong Chenle, he thinks that
maybe,
perhaps,
possibly,
he could shoot his shot with Donghyuck too.
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- Part 3 of NCT WayV Hogwarts AU
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Kun drags a reluctant Ten to go on (another) ghost hunt, this time, at the hospital they work at. It's another fruitless night of ghostlessness- until it isn't.
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An Abridged List of Things Moon Bin Would Not Recommend:
1. Falling in love with your best friend who doesn't love you that way. Healing from that hurts like a knife in the ribs but Moon Bin is making progress okay? Even his sister thinks so.
2. Being the object of adoration of one bizarre and inscrutable Cha Eunwoo, who loves nothing more than to wax lyrical about "Destiny."
Specifically, how Moon Bin and Eunwoo are destined to be together.
Needless to say, Moon Bin is not convinced.
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Yangyang has always wanted to work at an apothecary but he's just about had it with his boss, Kim Doyoung. When Ten jokes that Doyoung needs to work off his sexual frustration, Yangyang concludes that the only way to secure his work-life balance is to get Doyoung a boyfriend- no matter what the cost.
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- Part 2 of NCT WayV Hogwarts AU
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NCT WayV Hogwarts AU by Kill3rWhal3D1ck
Fandom: NCT (Band), WAYV, WayV (Band), WeishenV, WeishenV (Band)
20 Dec 2020
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There was a pause, and he heard the sound of Kun moving, his coat crumpling as he extended his arm to him. Not his arm, his wrist.
Ten observed it for a second. He took Kun's wrist between dainty fingers. He slowly brought it to his nose and breathed in. The warmest, most delicious feeling spread through him, and his entire body relaxed. He brought the wrist closer and took in Kun's smell again, warm and spicy, basking in the sense of relief that took over him. He let the wrist go.
He turned to Kun, who was observing him raptly. His eyes were dark, his gaze heavy as he watched Ten. He cleared his throat suddenly, righting himself, pretending that the moment hadn't just happened.
He did not look at him when he said, "I thought I could smell it on you, but I wasn't sure."
Ten did not move, still a little bit dizzy, still a little bit high off Kun's pheromones. "Smell what?"
"Your pre-heat."
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07 Jan 2021
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Johnny is already looking at him, expectant and daring, and Dongyoung suddenly decides he's done playing games.
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05 Jan 2021
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“Shit, my mom’s birthday is coming up,” suddenly announced Ten. Kun turned around to see him frown at his phone.
“Oh!” exclaimed Kun. “We should go shopping for a gift. Any ideas?”
Ten had disapproval written all over his face. “You, Qian Kun, will not do anything. I, her biological son, will buy her a gift.”
“Come on! I think she liked the flowers I had delivered last year.”
“Oh, she did!” exclaimed Ten. “That’s all she could talk about the whole time I was there. ‘Kun this, Kun that, oh my god, Kun is so perfect’,” said Ten in a high pitched voice meant to imitate his mother. “At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if she loved you more than she loves me.”
“Wouldn’t blame her,” muttered Kun only to have Ten stab him with a fork.
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Fake dating AU where Kun and Ten are roommates and best friends. A series of unfortunate misunderstandings changes everything.
Bookmarked by Kill3rWhal3D1ck
25 Nov 2020
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Newt has grown up in a little village that worships the god Graves and now that he's of age he's to attend his first ritual offering.
Wonder how that goes.
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24 Nov 2020
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In The Blood by Everyday_Im_Preaching
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2020
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The way that Shang Qinghua had written demons in << Proud Immortal Demon Way >> had gotten him into a couple hairy situations before; he'd written them to be decadent and dramatic in their celebrations. Large parties, feasts, you name it, they had it. But the previous situations weren't anything compared to this--no, this was the kind of hairy that one could only compare the vast wilderness of a frat boys leg hair. Shang Qinghua was about to be fucked in public as part of a long practiced Mobei tradition that he couldn't get out of.
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21 Nov 2020