King_City_Witch

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    Geralt was an idiot. And he was half an hour early. And this was a mistake - this was a mistake, and he should just go home. Delete the app. Forget this ever happened. He was sure BrattyMusician would find someone else, he seemed nice enough after all. It would all be-

    “SecretTeddyBear?” Geralt looked up in surprise, finding the man who must be BrattyMuscian standing in front of him, smiling at Geralt from where he stood awkwardly beside the cafe door.

    “Sorry, you’re earlier than I thought you would be, my shift isn’t over until 3.”

    “Oh.” He worked here. Obviously, since he was wearing the apron with the same logo as the door. Geralt looked down at Roach, feeling awkward.

    “Here, do you mind sitting outside? I’ll grab you a tea, and a bowl for your dog.” He pulled out a chair, gesturing to it until Geralt slowly stepped forward and took a seat. Then the man beamed at him. “I’m Jaskier, by the way.”

    “Geralt… and Roach.”

    Jaskier smiled, his eyes dancing between him and his dog. Then he said, “I’ll be back in a tick,” and winked at him before he walked away.

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    13 Aug 2020

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    Three days, maybe four—that is as long as anyone ever lasts if they’re bonded when their soulmate dies.

    Geralt manages to lift his shirt on day four. His cluster of dandelions are still as vibrant a yellow as the day he met Jaskier and they bloomed to full colour. He sobs, touching the mark. It isn’t right, it should be devoid of colour as Jaskier is of life.

     

    AKA; Jaskier dies, and Geralt has to continue to live.

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    11 Aug 2020

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    11 Aug 2020

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    Where Derek buys a secluded cabin halfway up a mountain, meets a yeti and falls in love with Stiles, but not necessarily in that order.

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    25 Jul 2020

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    Lying on the ground, face in the dirt, Stiles gathered up the last of his pride, and resignedly said the jingle.

    “Like a good neighbor… State Farm is there.”

    Stiles hated that it had come to this.

    “What the fuck have you done now?” The familiar growl of his pissed-off State Farm agent sounded like music to his ears.

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    24 Jul 2020