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    “So do you have a name?”

    “Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.

    Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”

    The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”

    It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?

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    Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

    That's not what happens.

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    02 Aug 2020

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    “So your plan,” Nie Mingjue said dubiously, “is to move into the Burial Mounds to write and illustrate erotica about you and Lan Wangji seducing the Yiling Patriarch to earn his trust and sell the public on the idea that he's not a threat, then convince him to give up the Yin Tiger Seal?"

    “The way I said it sounded better,” Nie Huaisang said. “And you forgot the part about me seducing the Ghost General, that is crucial.”

    “I hate this, and as your brother, I am begging you not to actually stick it in a fierce corpse. How much money do you need?”

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    Wei Wuxian falls into the Cold Springs at Cloud Recesses and wakes up twenty years later in an abandoned Nightless City.

    He doesn't have any recollection of the time that's passed, but everyone else seems to.

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    “Let’s say - completely hypothetically - that I have been. Thinking about - it. What happened.”

    Lan Wangji’s arm paused for a moment in its journey up and down Wei Wuxian’s spine. “You have been thinking about being spanked?”

    “Lan Zhan!” All of a sudden all the embarrassment that had been starting to fade came rushing back all at once, and he buried his heated face further into Lan Wangji’s neck. “Lan Zhan you can’t just go and say it out loud like that, what is wrong with you!”

    Or: After the experience with the incense burner, Wei Wuxian discovers a humiliation kink and is honestly just really annoyed about it.

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