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    (Alternate title: This (Fic)'s Already Got Better)

    In what would later be termed a nearly miraculous coincidence...

    Harry saw a figure with long, red hair feeding the ducks through his blurry glasses and thought -- "Mum?"

    (Or: Crowley decided to try growing his hair out again for a few months of 1986, on a whim, and this happened.)

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    02 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    We all know the story: Rhys is a data-miner, almost makes Head of Security, but gets booted to Janitorial thanks to his asshole rival. So, what if Rhys never found out about the deal on Pandora? Would he just stay; twiddling his thumbs, hoping a Hero will save him from his new state of total boredom; instead of just hacking into Hyperion's systems and sending Assquez on a one way trip to Promethea? Of course he would. Because of one teenie, tiny little change made to Canon.

    Handsome Jack Wins.

    Oh. And Rhys might be completely obsessed with him.

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    01 Mar 2021

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    Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success -- and the people demand more.

    Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.

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    28 Feb 2021

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    Yaaaassss Harry and Voldy sharing a brain

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    Elves go bonkers over children. Children are precious, gentle beings that are so rare it's a miracle that one is born. Elves think children need to be coddled and protected. So how would they react if they found an elven child who was fiercely independent, borderline savage, and only liked one person in the whole settlement who was just as standoffish and distant from everyone like she is?

    Or: I can't promise you much, but I can promise you an unconventional LOTR OC that is a) not a Tenth Walker, b) not in love with Legolas, and c) says the word 'fuck' with regularity.

    Updates every Monday.

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    23 Feb 2021

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    When single parent of three, Rhys, gets home from the grocery store, he realizes that he's accidentally kidnapped a child named Angel.

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    22 Feb 2021