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    Thirteen of the best chefs in a Supernatural Alternate Reality vie for the title of America's Next Top Chef on national television. Of course, the real drama takes place when the cameras aren't rolling. Okay, the drama takes place on camera too.

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    25 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHAT is with me and food fics when my one (1) attempt at making scrambled eggs got my finger sliced open........ like. i am NOT the intended audience here. and yet,

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    Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.

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    Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?

    Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.

    It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.

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    10 Feb 2021

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Prueblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    09 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i literally have no words for how incredible this fic is. despite valiant efforts not to cry throughout this book, chapter 29 made me bawl twice, so

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    Everything A Decent Death Eater Needs To Know About Britain's Most Belovedly Feared Dark-Lord-Who-Definitely-Isn't-Back as reported to you by Harry J. Potter, the Boy-Who-Knows

    Harry needs a hobby. Luna offers to show him the ropes in investigative journalism. — In other words: Luna Lovegood is Luna Lovegood, Harry is so done with the Wizarding World, Ron is along for the ride, and Hermione really doesn't have time to stop Harry from becoming a Dark Lord.

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    27 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what's it like being the funniest person on the planet

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    Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. —Herbert Hoover

    This, then, is what happens when heroes live long enough to become legends: A boy with a once upon a time etched into his forehead says "No". And the world doesn't like it, doesn't accept it, certainly doesn't forget it, but it listens.

    {It wasn't Slytherin that made Tom Riddle great.}

     

    A.k.a. What if — perish the thought — Slytherin house just wasn't that special?

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    27 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH